I was paying for my coffee at Dino's on Memorial day morning.
Pointing at the brown bottle in my hand, Dino said, "what's that?"
I said, "that's Nitro - pills for the heart."
Ed, in line behind me, said, "how's it work?"
I said, "if I suddenly collapse and fall to the floor in here some morning -
you guys take one of these pills, calm down, then call 911." 
Stig
*i know, they're to be placed under the tongue. But these are at least 15 yrs old, and maybe they'll work as a placebo on the men.