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Neil955i

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NSR Life Advice
« on: July 21, 2025, 06:59:31 AM »
When I was about 9 years old, I accompanied my father to the funeral of a friend of his, someone who I didn't even know.
When we got there, I stayed in a corner waiting for the time to pass.
Then a man approached me and said, 'Enjoy life son, be happy because time flies. Look at me now, I didn't enjoy it.'
Then he passed his hand over my head and left.
My father, before leaving, forced me to say goodbye to the dead person.
When I looked in the coffin, I was horrified to see that the man in the coffin was the same man who had spoken to me!
I was so traumatized I couldn't sleep properly.
I had terrible nightmares. I was terrified of being alone.
I couldn't sleep without a night light for many years.
I saw many psychologists, endured much turmoil throughout my adolescent years.
It got better as I aged, but I would still occasionally wake up screaming in fear.
Years later, I discovered something incredible that changed my life.
The dead bastard had a twin.
Regards & ride safe,
Neil

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Re: NSR Life Advice
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2025, 01:22:36 PM »
oh, man, you got me again!!  ;D
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Re: NSR Life Advice
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2025, 02:46:06 PM »
Yes, the fellers from this island have some sense of humor 😅👍.
Happy and safe scootering, Ruffus

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Re: NSR Life Advice
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2025, 03:53:37 PM »
Thanks Gents..  (Bowing low & exiting stage left.)
Regards & ride safe,
Neil

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Re: NSR Life Advice
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2025, 09:45:58 PM »
my line was "musta been my brother" referring to my imaginary scapegoat twin
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