Earlier today I was riding my motorcycle, and to avoid hitting a dog, I lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road, and a very beautiful woman asked, "Are you okay?"
As I looked up, I noticed, she wanted to help me. "I'm okay, I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of her car to get a closer look.
She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage on your head.”
"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
"Oh, come on, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very kind. Being sort of shaken , I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold drinks and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
I said, "Still in the ditch, I guess.” 🤣
