Stupid Is as Stupid Does

[Stig / Major Tom]

a joke:
An Englishman was driving a van load of monkeys to the zoo when his vehicle broke down.
Along came Paddy in his car and he pulled over to offer assistance.
Englishman said he'd give Paddy 50 pounds to drive his monkeys to the zoo.
Paddy agreed. He loaded them up and off they went.
2 hours later the Englishman spotted Paddy and his load of monkeys going back the other direction.
He waved him down at a light, "Hey, I paid you 50 pounds to take these monkeys to the zoo??!"
Paddy said, "Well I did, but I had a couple quid left over so I'm taking them to the cinema!"

Stig

[Neil955i]

OK what witchcraft is this?  Where's the prop / centre stand?

[Stig / Major Tom]

OK what witchcraft is this?  Where's the prop / centre stand?

99% never notice that sometimes I erase the stands. (a feature on my phone)
Look for your donut in the post!

Stig

[Neil955i]

Ha!  I wondered if it was some sort of Photoshop sorcery!