Author Topic: "So, that's Italian?!"  (Read 152 times)

Stig / Major Tom

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 14332
  • Rural Ohio
    • View Profile
"So, that's Italian?!"
« on: November 11, 2020, 01:12:12 PM »
Fellow looking over my LIKE200ILX......
"No, the sticker is Italian."

Stig
Boston Strong
Rural Ohio

And, I'm feeling a little peculiar.

Neil955i

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4268
  • Cheshire, UK. The older I get, the faster I was...
    • View Profile
Re: "So, that's Italian?!"
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2020, 03:47:18 PM »
Disappointed tyre kicker.  Right there.

Reminds me of a story told to me by a guy who bought himself a brand new Morgan 2-seater sports car from the factory in Malvern, Worcestershire.  A few miles down the road realised they'd sent him off with only one gallon of fuel in the tank!  So he pulls into the next petrol (gas) station to fill up.  (Can you see the punchline coming yet?)  Yes a guy wanders over to him admiring the car and says "What a beauty.  They just don't make them like this anymore , do they?"...  You really couldn't make it up.
« Last Edit: November 11, 2020, 03:55:43 PM by Neil955i »
Regards & ride safe,
Neil

Current garage:  Kymco DTX360 & Triumph Street Triple 675R
Past bikes: BSA C15. Honda S/wing (GL500). Kawasaki GPz750. BMW K100RS. Kawasaki GPZ900R. Yamaha FJ1200 x2. Sprint. Triumph Daytona 900. Kawasaki ZX-7R. T595 Daytona. Kawasaki ZX-9R x2. Triumph Daytona 955i. X-Town

An Error Has Occurred!

Call to undefined function split()