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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: whiteknight on July 22, 2012, 01:43:10 AM
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Right so i was at work and i noticed a guy on a Agility 50, being as i had afew probs in the past i decided to ask how his agility was running and this is what happened....:-
Me "a'right hows your agility running mate?"
Guy, looking blankly at me says "Whats an agility??"
Me thinking is he having a laugh says "the silver scoot outside is it yours?"
Guy "oh the kymco?"
Me "yea its called an Agility, that happens to be the name of the bike"
Guy "oh i thought it was just a kymco"
after hearing this i just thought for f*cks sake what a tw*t how can you not know its called an agility when you ride the f*cking thing all day and not notice the letters on the side that say AGILITY!!!! what a gormless muvva fuc*er, your mum must have fu*ked a fruit!!
sorry rant over..
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..wk...it's the same thing across th pond bro....
..i bought a 2003 ppl with 1000 kms and nothing wrong except a burned piston and jug for 200 pesos...
..they have no clue....
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..coulda been hot...i didnt ask, but..well anyway, maybe not the best analogy...
peace!
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that just pisses me off man, the fact he rides the scoot and dosnt even know what it is.
was the 2003 people the cyclops bitch??
gotta love a biatch ;D ;D
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..christine, yeah...
..i saw the worst looking beat-down zx ever in th' world th other day...
...dude had to hold half throttle to keep it running at th stoplight...
..i almost cried......
..like that native american in the old tv commercials....
..just the single tear out th corner of my eye......
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Us 3 are ok, and maybe Z too when hes on his meds, everyone else is just a dick but keep that between us, i dont want to broadcast it on the forum or anything for everyone else to see. :P
Did he look like this?
(http://delhi4cats.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/inbreeding.jpg)
Ignore the celtic badge on his jacket, hes not a fan,prob just some good kind hearted Glasgow Celtic fan felt sorry for him and gave him it. Mustve zipped it up for him too. Man look at all those drool stains lol.
Im off, i need to go put my Kico AgilitySO away now :P
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Us 3 are ok, and maybe Z too when hes on his meds, everyone else is just a dick but keep that between us, i dont want to broadcast it on the forum or anything for everyone else to see.
okay...i promise to tell NO ONE!!...really, i promise!!
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..i had this really hot cousin back in th day...
..twas at least a female...decidedly female...
..was either one of them in that pic a girl??
...wow..now i just dont know......
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okay...i promise to tell NO ONE!!...really, i promise!!
Its one of WK's posts, nobody ever reads his threads anyway 'cept us, and thats only cos we read everything else already,twice. :P
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Its one of WK's posts, nobody ever reads his threads anyway 'cept us, and thats only cos we read everything else already,twice. :P
hey im still here :'(
good to know that no one except you reads em'....everybody else couldnt give a damn :-\ :'(
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...ummm..i thot it was a cool post!!!
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..even if recycled?? ;D
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hey im still here
..yeah, i thot i saw you over there...lmao!!!
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good to know that no one except you reads em'....everybody else couldnt give a damn :-\
We all dont really give a damn either. Sometimes i dont even read them, i just stare at the screen and pretend im reading.
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For the record I read it... Just couldn't think of any comments.
What do you expect... people are idiots... some of them are members of the forum ;D
People get on here and ask dumb questions like "what's a cvt?" "I want to add a performance exhaust but I'm too scared to go into the carb and change the jet". Some people should just take it to the mechanic. Then you have the guys that do take their scoot to a mechanic for everything and still think they know everything ::)
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Some folk are just not into oil and sh**, still even then they should at least know what make and model of vehicle they own :D
I like being a grease-monkey, i made a point of learning how most of my stuff works cos being ripped off by "tradesmen" and "mechanics".
Ok. Peters is ok too then. Anyone else i missed?
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I'm a bit of all right, when I'm not being a dick.
At least I'm not Croatian, with nothing on my fingers but Grey Poupon.
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I'm a bit of all right, when I'm not being a dick.
At least I'm not Croatian, with nothing on my fingers but Grey Poupon.
:D I like your thinking ;D
Yeah youre ok too CE. In fact almost everyone is ok here. Hell even im ok at times ;)
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The hell with that! I'm not alright and never have been. Just ask my doctor.
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CVT? hmmm... Center for Victim of Torture? ::) ::) ::)
Drill Press - A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it against the Rolling Stones poster over the bench grinder.
Eight-Foot Long Douglas Fir 2X4 - Used for levering a car upward off a hydraulic jack.
Electric Hand Drill - Normally used for spinning steel Pop rivets in their holes until you die of old age, but it also works great for drilling rollbar mounting holes in the floor of a sports car just above the brake line that goes to the rear axle.
E-Z Out Bolt and Stud Extractor - A tool that snaps off in bolt holes and is ten times harder than any known drill bit.
Hacksaw - One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes.
Hammer - Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate expensive car parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
Hydraulic Floor Jack - Used for lowering a Mustang to the ground after you have installed a set of Ford Motorsports lowered road springs, trappng the jack handle firmly under the front air dam.
Mechanic's Knife - Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on boxes containing convertible tops or tonneau covers.
Oxyacetelene Torch - Used almost entirely for lighting those stale garage cigarettes you keep hidden in the back of the Whitworth socket drawer (What wife would think to look in _there_?) because you can never remember to buy lighter fluid for the Zippo lighter you got from the PX at Fort Campbell.
Phillips Screwdriver - Normally used to stab the lids of old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt; can also be used, as the name implies, to round off Phillips screw heads.
Phone - Tool for calling your neighbor Chris to see if he has another hydraulic floor jack.
Snap-On Gasket Scraper - Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot.
Timing Light - A stroboscopic instrument for illuminating grease buildup on crankshaft pulleys.
Trouble Light - The mechanic's own tanning booth. Sometimes called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D, "the sunshine vitamin", which is not otherwise found under cars at night. Health benefits aside, its main purpose is to consume 40-watt light bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells might be used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the Bulge. More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
Tweezers - A tool for removing wood splinters.
Two-Ton Hydraulic Engine Hoist - A handy tool for testing the tensile strength of ground straps and hydraulic clutch lines you may have forgotten to disconnect.
Whitworth Sockets - Once used for working on older British cars and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for hiding six-month old Salems from the sort of person who would throw them away for no good reason.
Wire Wheel - Cleans rust off old bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprint whorls and hard-earned guitar callouses in about the time it takes you to say, "Django Reinhardt".
Vise-Grips - Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.
Zippo Lighter - See oxyacetelene torch.
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RIGHT ON!
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:D :D :D
Love it Vivo 8)
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Phone - Tool for calling your neighbor Chris to see if he has another hydraulic floor jack.
sorry i dont have a hydraulic floor jack
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Brilliant, Vivo, that was painful and embarrassing.
I was waiting for my custom Grand Vista touring seat, and it seemed like forever, but then I got an email apologizing for the delay, and that someone had opened the box with the only seat they had in stock with a razor knife, so would I wait for one to come from Taiwan?
Yes, but try opening this one with a torch.