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Title: Lucky Chinaman
Post by: Peters on July 19, 2012, 07:09:32 PM: http://www.weather.com/weather/videos/news-41/top-stories-169/close-call-for-biker-on-wet-road-29709 (http://www.weather.com/weather/videos/news-41/top-stories-169/close-call-for-biker-on-wet-road-29709)
Title: Re: Lucky Chinaman
Post by: Peters on July 19, 2012, 07:11:10 PM: Wait... sorry Chinawoman ;D
Title: Re: Lucky Chinaman
Post by: streido on July 20, 2012, 12:36:15 AM: Ouch :o

Least she was riding a step-thro so could step off, no way she'd have got herself off a bike in time.
Title: Re: Lucky Chinaman
Post by: zombie on July 20, 2012, 02:34:48 AM: It's that bruce lee kung foo that saved her. She did a Waaaaaaa! step, asoooo move.
Title: Re: Lucky Chinaman
Post by: Vivo on July 20, 2012, 03:03:10 AM: We have those e-bikes here also. The problem of these electric bikes is that they are very slow. If that woman was riding a real scooter, she could just twist and accelerate.. but with that e-bike.. she was at top speed already and can't do anything but jump off....
Title: Re: Lucky Chinaman
Post by: zombie on July 20, 2012, 06:26:01 AM: True story... I had a 50cc two wheel gas stand up. The things with a "T" handle bars, two wheels and twist throttle. I was riding (in the rain) and saw a womans wallet on the street. I picked it up, and tossed it on the floor, and stood on it till I got to the shop, and out of the rain. Open it up, and it's a local gal thats in a wheel chair cause shes fat. Couple bucks/credit cards ect.. I waited till the rain stopped, and went up to the post office to give them the wallet so they could contact her. It's a PO box town... So Later that day I see Chief Fred at the gas station getting lunch. He tells me the woman came into his office to press charges on the guy that "stole" her wallet. This is the point now, She had a STICK figure drawing of a 5 line body with a "O" (thats my head) riding a o___To. (that's two wheels, and the handle bars). So beside being fat she is also stupid.
The moral of this true story is if you see a fat girl in a wheel chair... chances are she is probably stupid. Push her in front of a car or down a hill or something before she has you put in prison where you get to meet your new BFF O
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Title: Re: Lucky Chinaman
Post by: zombie on July 20, 2012, 06:35:41 AM: O O
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Title: Re: Lucky Chinaman
Post by: Vivo on July 20, 2012, 06:59:08 AM: I'm not surprised.... when I was very young, maybe around 8 or 9, my Uncle who got back from the U.S. told us that while in the U.S., he helped a woman who met an accident because nobody was helping her.... he got sued later because he was not familiar with first aid and was not supposed to help....
Title: Re: Lucky Chinaman
Post by: Calothrix on July 21, 2012, 01:57:34 AM: No good deed goes unpunished! ;)
Title: Re: Lucky Chinaman
Post by: zombie on July 21, 2012, 02:28:15 AM: Quote from: Calothrix on July 21, 2012, 01:57:34 AM
No good deed goes unpunished! ;)

That's the second time this summer that someone has said that... I'm gonna start hitting old ladies.
Title: Re: Lucky Chinaman
Post by: Vivo on July 21, 2012, 02:32:51 AM: road kill......!!!!

(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbIHJIPORdtcf3F8XFRWmgePRjgzDUU2028ewXFV_zbsf58RvQ)