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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: 08087 on June 29, 2012, 12:51:01 AM
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I had to look up "paraprosdokian." Definition: "Figure of speech in
which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humorous situation." "Where there's a will, I want to be in it," is a type of paraprosdokian.
Okay, so now enjoy!
1. Do not argue with an idiot; he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
3. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
5. We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
8. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening,' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
10. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.
12. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says, 'In case of emergency, notify_____, I put 'DOCTOR.'
13. I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
15. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
16. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
17. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
18. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
19. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
20. There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
21. I used to be indecisive; now I'm not so sure.
22. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
23. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
24. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
25. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
26. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
27. A diplomat is someone who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you look forward to the trip.
28. Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even when you wish they were.
29. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire
Department usually uses water.
30. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
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dont judge a book... if you're not a judge! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Those were very funny...more please.
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All because I'm paronoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get me.
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Those were very funny...more please.
no bleys dont tell him that.
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no bleys dont tell him that.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;D
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All because I'm paronoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get me.
They're out to get you.... they got the map....
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Better make a new map he lives in Peru
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His wife is from Peru. He lives in Jersey.
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His wife is from Peru. He lives in Jersey.
How do you know this unless you are with his wife.
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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I've mentioned my wife's country of origin in a post, my question is where on that map do I live and where do I work, they can both be pin pointed although one more easily then the other.
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Dont you live under the G.W Bridge and your job is feeding seagulls?
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I've mentioned my wife's country of origin in a post, my question is where on that map do I live and where do I work, they can both be pin pointed although one more easily then the other.
I would like to know what you do for work or are you some kind of shrink.and you like playing head cames with us.
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I would like to know what you do for work or are you some kind of shrink.and you like playing head cames with us.
What I now do for work isn't what I've always done for work so my occupation won't help diagnose me.
If I tell you what I do currently you'll be able to find me on that too easily. I'll tell you all once someone guesses but not till then.
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Surprise Motherf***a! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CfNarCjSHM#ws)
Carefull boys~
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..ka, like a wheel..
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I've mentioned my wife's country of origin in a post, my question is where on that map do I live and where do I work, they can both be pin pointed although one more easily then the other.
Guess I'll have to search all D. Kraatz in Jersey huh and find who works in the Port Authority...hmmm.... ::)
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cell phone ignitor celular detonador (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDH9OhnbOyw#)
You were warned... Darth Axey is very clever...
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..it really is, just that simple....
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Don't accept any free phone offers...
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Vivo certainly gives off a slight whiff of pork, sure he worked/works for The Man, fillipino secret service?
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Vivo certainly gives off a slight whiff of pork, sure he worked/works for The Man, fillipino secret service?
worked..... staff position... back in '93... lasted for around a year... never liked the "system" ....
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worked..... staff position... back in '93... lasted for around a year... never liked the "system" ....
I knew it, i can smell copper from miles (or decades) away. :)
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..i hadda fire one of my technicians for stealing copper a cpl weeks ago..
...well, i guess since 5-0 hauled him away, i technically didnt fire him...
..itsa felony in nc for stealing anything from your employer...
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What a dumbass
He probably could have made the same amount of money in less than a month of work
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..i hadda fire one of my technicians for stealing copper a cpl weeks ago..
...well, i guess since 5-0 hauled him away, i technically didnt fire him...
..itsa felony in nc for stealing anything from your employer...
Copper, I thought you only have zinc and aluminum?
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..66 lbs..he made that inna week..
..vivo, we blend our metals, the 380 alloy generally needs a dose of copper to keep it in spec...
..this guy carried a 66lb block out to a ditch, behind th plant..dropped it there, and planned on snagging it after his night shift was over...
..somebody saw him, and he didnt even know...
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Copper here is like gold.. very expensive. ;)
We used to collect copper bushings from old printing machines in the junk yard and sell them... booze money ;D
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..it's like, 8 bucks a lb...
..varies from day to day..
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Love steel... like knives...
like ATS-34, 154cm,
my favorite is VG-10 ;D ;D ;D sharpens easy...
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Oh yeah, I had a 5 gallon bucket full of copper pipe. Got over a hundred bucks for it. Booze money ;) ;D
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..i know aluminum..we have a 55,000# reverb furnace that melts 380 aluminum alloy
..a 15,000# melting 413 alloy...
..a 10,000# melting 383 alloy..
..aand a 8000# that we blend a flexible 365.1 ...
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Those were very funny...more please.
I liked this one too.
5. We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
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...sweet..alloy blades...
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..i know aluminum..we have a 55,000# reverb furnace that melts 380 aluminum alloy
..a 15,000# melting 413 alloy...
..a 10,000# melting 383 alloy..
..aand a 8000# that we blend a flexible 365.1 ...
You handle both plants at high point?
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Didn't know you worked in High Point word
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..i manage the maint dept of the cast plant...
..assist pcd when needed...
...yup, i like th' point...
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luv steel.... ;D
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I grew up on the edge of Greensboro and High Point. Went to South West Guilford
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..alloy buys me scooter parts.. :-*
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..dang peters..you homegrown!!
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..i manage the maint dept of the cast plant...
..assist pcd when needed...
...yup, i like th' point...
You guys need any CAD drafters? ;D
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Didn't know you worked in High Point word
I didn't know either.... was just a hunch ;D
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You guys need any CAD drafters?
..how good a cad are ya??
..but, yeah...we just might...
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I didn't know either.... was just a hunch
..i dunno..i'm fairly transparent...
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I'm very good :). I was kinda half kidding ;). I won't graduate for at least another 2 semesters. But when I do ;D
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Where are you from vivo? I mean I know you live in the Philippines now but...
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You guys need any CAD drafters?
..how good a cad are ya??
..but, yeah...we just might...
Hey! I was here first! ... Anyways.... I'll settle for a referral fee.... ;D ;D ;D
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...we always looking for some skilled engineers...
..if you can read, draft and design good enough for the japanese automotive industry......
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Where are you from vivo? I mean I know you live in the Philippines now but...
Yup, Philippines... born here... still here...
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Yup, Philippines... born here... still here...
..wish i could go there..
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...we always looking for some skilled engineers...
..if you can read, draft and design good enough for the japanese automotive industry......
Awesome!
Like I said, another year and I'll be ready. Might have to come down there and check you guys out :)
Just good to hear there's a demand around here ;D
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I'd love to visit The Philippines, or even Taiwan, too
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Wish you the very best of luck... Peters ;)
http://www.cascade-cdc.com/locations_atlantic.html (http://www.cascade-cdc.com/locations_atlantic.html)
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Just good to hear there's a demand around here
...bro, in the automotive, there is always a demand for new blood...
..every level...
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Wish you the very best of luck... Peters ;)
http://www.cascade-cdc.com/locations_atlantic.html (http://www.cascade-cdc.com/locations_atlantic.html)
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Thanks for the link and the luck vivo :)
Just good to hear there's a demand around here
...bro, in the automotive, there is always a demand for new blood...
..every level...
Also good to hear :)
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CAD?.... Aluminum?.... scooter?.... Hmmm.....
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Wish you the very best of luck...
..wow, vivo...thanx!!!...our website suckx ass!!
..i didnt even know it was that bad..woww...
..however, you do get a pretty good depiction of aluminum die casting environments...
..its hot, dirty, dangerous...
..see the ABB robots?..see how dirty they are??
..its a foundry..albeit aluminum...
..makes me a good livin' tho...
:o
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CAD?.... Aluminum?.... scooter?.... Hmmm.....
I think I know where you're goin 8) :D
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I think I know where you're goin 8) :D
Haha!!! Do it!!
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..i know...do it!
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makes me a good livin' tho...
Yup, and be thankful for it.... Lots of people without any source of livin'
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..there it is...
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CAD God!!!
(http://www.motorcycle.com/gallery/gallery.php/d/44056-5/cad_master.jpg)
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..well, that won't run, it has no wheel...
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It's running in my head ;D
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..It's running in my head
...yeah, me too...
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running.... running.... running in Brian's head.....
(http://www.amazing-animations.com/animations/motorcycle11.gif)
(http://watermarked.cutcaster.com/cutcaster-photo-100745867-Thinking-smiley.jpg)
running..... running........ running.............
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How the hell do you know my name?
This is weird, you know my name, you know word works in High Point. Are you psychic?
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::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D
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How the hell do you know my name?
This is weird, you know my name, you know word works in High Point. Are you psychic?
Because hes a f@#king special agent or secret service guy or a P.I or some kind of infidel or something, thats why i said about him being a copper. You all went off talkin about metal tho, over here a cop is a copper.
He knows everything, he is all seeing, all powerfull, he is..................VIVO!
Im scared at how much info he can pull from just a google search and my profile info. I already shaved my head and am walking around with a fake moustache and glasses on right now. Keep hearing helicopters above me and im sure that dude across the table at the cafe this morning wasnt really reading a newspaper cos it had a hole cut in it and he kept looking at me...................I kicked his ass and threw him in a dumpster just in case
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So, this is you.....
(http://bestanimations.com/military/Helicopters/Apache-02-june.gif)
(http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001520173/4759237336_Mr_Potato_Head_with_Glasses_xlarge.jpeg)
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So, this is you.......
More or less :D
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..digging too much into ppls lives can cause some hard feelings...
..seen it happen here before, so, while it's cute, and seemingly amazing, vivo might want to keep his diggings a bit more on the down-low..
..i'm just saying..
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do me do me who am I..............lol
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Rick E....
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..digging too much into ppls lives can cause some hard feelings...
..seen it happen here before, so, while it's cute, and seemingly amazing, vivo might want to keep his diggings a bit more on the down-low..
..i'm just saying..
Just playin word. I know you are good christian. Im not diggn tho... its just the internet man.... ok i will stop if you want... but then again..... im just playin.. im not even a copper as you assumed... just a google man....
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Im actually woried on 080... he hasnt posted for 2 days...
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Just playin word. I know you are good christian. Im not diggn tho
..personally, i don't care one way or the other...and i'm about as far from being a good christian as you can be...
..i've never assumed that you are 5-0, and again...don't care one way or the other..
..i just remember that the last time someone started doing what you now are, a lot of people left the forum, and only a few of those ever came back..
..there was even a package delivered to my ex-wifes house that was meant for me, and i knew nothing about it till after the fact..
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I like being anonymous, or at least i did....... :(
Not too bothered with what info has been posted about me so far but wouldnt want much/any more of my personal info published here for the world to find. I know Vivo is only messin with our heads but in the wrong hands that info can be used for more sinister purposes. In saying that tho if Vivo can find it then i gues some supervillan, fraudster or scammer can too. It may be too late but i know that i for one will be far more careful what i post online about myself, not just on here, but just in general. I may even go online later an delete any old info i dont need from some other sites i used in the past.
Wouldnt be top happy if say a map showing my home or where i work was posted up, or any info on my wife or kids etc, if i had any, which i may or may not have.
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I'm guessing he used my email to find my first name. Not that hard to do. Just kinda freaked me out. Any further than that and it is a moral invasion of privacy.
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Detective Colombo, how very apropos.
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Im actually woried on 080... he hasnt posted for 2 days...
THATS BECAUSE HE IS ON THE WAY TO GET YOU.
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Rick E....
ok now you scareing me .but because of my profile and e-mail I guess its not to hard .
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THATS BECAUSE HE IS ON THE WAY TO GET YOU.
Now that would be funny :D
Better not answer the door Vivo, or at least make sure youre carrying, just in case 08 comes a knockin :o
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knock knock....
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Yup, all easy. But I'm not a bad person. Just playing. Maybe this is a big lesson for us all.
Word: sorry it was Streido who assumed I was 5-0. And you got lots of pics for the world to see, fishin' and all that. Yup, email adresses must also be private. And must not be too informative on profiles.
Peters: You advertised yourself in the net, remember? With a picture of yourself also, wanting to meet women... :D
Blue:Yup, e-mail and those initials RAE.. It took me less than three minutes..
Streido: You introduced yourself in a Vespa forum, remember? Yup, if I, an ordinary employee can find this, it would be even easier for a villain to get and use these information.
080: Wherever you are, I'm sorry bro. I started all these by googling 08087 which is a zip code of Jersey, and you from Jersey, and the rest is history.
Also be careful of Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, etc. all info might just get into the wrong hands.
And the most important thing is to monitor your children using the net.
Now, I'm scared... all of you might just come knockin' :o :o :o
Peace guys..... :)
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You're good :D
That was a while ago
Can I just ask one question. Why do you do it? To be honest I'd prefer it if you stopped. Maybe you're innocent but there are people who aren't. And I would appreciate it if you didn't post my personal info. No hard feelings :)
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Just one more.... Do MEEEEEEEEEEE!
That was real cool to read from git to go... You all got played...
Vivo's the UC guy they sent in from interpol to see what all the White House posts were about. Damn, even I knew that, and I answer spam...
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I have stopped. Don't worry. Like I said, It started with 080, then I thought that was fun, and Zombie and Whiteknight and Blue started saying "do me" , "do me"... then Word said it's not good and suddenly I realized that it's not good. Sorry again...
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It's all good here...
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Just one more.... Do MEEEEEEEEEEE!
That was real cool to read from git to go... You all got played...
Vivo's the UC guy they sent in from interpol to see what all the White House posts were about. Damn, even I knew that, and I answer spam...
It's your fault!!! :D :D :D
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I know~~~ 8)
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You're good :)
I just deleted that profile of me :-[. I forgot I even had it.
Is is good to know where you're vulnerable in the webasphere
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No skill really, I'm in charge of product development in our company and I search the web a lot. Google, link, cross reference, google, key words, link, etc., etc., gotcha! That's all. ;)
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Every where bro. Every letter is forever.
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Every where bro. Every letter is forever.
Rode home one handed with a watermelon milkshake from cookout earlier. It barely made it in this heat :D
Forever ;D
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(http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i370/liftman87/519.gif)
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;D
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Let him carry a milkshake,, then I'll clap... ;D ;D ;D
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Im going to forgive you just cos you got a Columbo avatar, i loved that guy. Thats how i wanna be when im old.
Only without the glass eye.
Just went and had a look for myself online, its amazing some of the sh** you forget you signed in to or posted on some random site. Just altered or removed some stuff i dont need or want now but im def going to be more wary in the future now.
Its actually been a good thing in that way cos were all now more aware how exposed and open we where.
Can i take off this moustache now? Keeps going in my coffee and i already set it alight 6x just trying to light a smoke :D
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Yup! you'll look more younger without the moustache.... and the helicopter...
(http://images2.fanpop.com/image/polls/479000/479323_1277867093486_full.jpg)
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..In these days everybody is accessible..and what you post about yourself will always be out there, even after deleting..
..data never goes away...
..i think most ppl have no problem spouting off about themselves to the world..
..it's just that when you hear other people telling other people about...you...it's startling and makes you think...
..no hard felings brothers and sisters...and zombies... ;D
peace
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I just found this thread and could not stop laughing how paranoid people are for no reason... and all of them big, grown up boys.... :) :)
Way to go Vivo, you did them all fine! :) :)
Anyway, Vivo, would your first name happen to be L. and do you live in Shoe Capital? ;D
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..yeah, i don't think vivo meant harm, in fact i know not.. ;)
....anybody can google anybody...i've googled people before...
..googling can be fun!! :o
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Anyway, Vivo, would your first name happen to be L. and do you live in Shoe Capital? Grin
Way to go Axy! but I'm not afraid. ;D ;D ;D I use "Vivo" in several forums. I even googled myself to see if I can search me! Lol!!! It's all in there... :D but I don't make shoes... was an HR practitioner for 17 years... and am very impressed with your credentials...wow!!! and you still have time for Kymcoforum?
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Anyway, Vivo, would your first name happen to be L. and do you live in Shoe Capital? Grin
Way to go Axy! but I'm not afraid. ;D ;D ;D I use "Vivo" in several forums. I even googled myself to see if I can search me! Lol!!! It's all in there... :D but I don't make shoes... was an HR practitioner for 17 years... and am very impressed with your credentials...wow!!! and you still have time for Kymcoforum?
Well, I did not think that YOU make shoes. ;D ;D
In 1999. executive of Sun Systems said to the press: ""You Have Zero Privacy Anyway. Get Over It".
This is just a piece of advice to our paranoid friends. :P :-\
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This is just a piece of advice to our paranoid friends.
Lol!! ;D ;D ;D Nice one Akse! ;D ;D ;D !
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Holy Crap! My name is Shoe, and I make capitol "L"s. This is freaky...
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Zombie is like a crab in a fish pond...... veeery dificult to find..... he's in a hole..... somewhere..... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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I don't do any other "Net" stuff. Pirate sh**... but I don't leave my name...
Everyone here knows where/how to find me. It's all on the forum. I have left a few holes behind tho... ;)
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I don't do any other "Net" stuff. Pirate sh**... but I don't leave my name...
Everyone here knows where/how to find me. It's all on the forum. I have left a few holes behind tho... ;)
Just follow those tracks.....
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I cant tell / it was winter...
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Just back from 4 days away, looks like I've got some catchig up to do. Will check back in tomorrow.
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Just back from 4 days away, looks like I've got some catchig up to do. Will check back in tomorrow.
YOU'RE ALIVE !!!!!!! :o :o :o :o
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The Man Who Got Shot, Fell Off A Cliff, And DIED (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ckcEnhHno0#)
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OK I live full time in Northern NJ, part of the map that Vivo posted, my summer home is in 08087 part of south east NJ on the water, where I keep my boat. I'm not sure where you were able to get a working map of where I work (maybe at some point I mentioned it) but it doesn't worry me, I'm pretty open about things. The only thing that does bother me is that someone that doesn't like me might try and contact my employer and say bad things about me.
I much prefer people be upfront and if you like or don't like someone you state your opinion and move on. Some are more sneeky about things and stab you in the back making you prove your innocents.
either way I'm not hiding and was just away on a 4 day weekend with family, lots of fun, took my little girl boating! She's a captain and loves getting behind the wheel.
Thanks for missing me.
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Welcome back 080, ;D How I wish I had a boat too.... The information on where you worked came from the Peruvian web where it was mentioned... plus a picture ;)
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Welcome back 080, ;D How I wish I had a boat too.... The information on where you worked came from the Peruvian web where it was mentioned... plus a picture ;)
Well get this, of all things I'm a mod on that Peruvian site! Imagine me a mod? And I was actually voted in, bunch of crazies we had back then.
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Peruvian sites huh! Mutha Fu*a. He's been holding out on us boys!!!
Boat +"summer home" + "winter home" + Peruvian web? = Pure flake...
On the other hand we could always combine talents, and make us a "dirty dirty" forum.
I love forums.
Another forum has guys "calling Employers" on each other... Trouble is ONE of them is Self employed. HA! They've been fighting for at least four years that I know of. I was there for the first thread that set it off! These guys are SERIOUS! Law suits have been threatened by both. so the point about public/private is understood, and respected. We all went too far. Sorry dude!
Tell your mom hi for us tho~
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His wife is from Peru, that's why.
This one's funny tho ...
http://thechive.com/2012/05/17/dispute-over-the-placement-of-a-floodlight-results-in-one-hell-of-an-austrailian-troll-12-photos/ (http://thechive.com/2012/05/17/dispute-over-the-placement-of-a-floodlight-results-in-one-hell-of-an-austrailian-troll-12-photos/)
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That is insanely funny!
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OK just updated my profile and hid my e-mail address, if someone wants to contact me they can end me a PM.
I belong to sites that are hobbies of mine, a boating forum, a ;D ;D scooter forum, a car forum (I'm saving up for a hot rod type car).(the misplaced happy faces are from my 2 yr old daughter.
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Here's his new email... 008bondwannabe@aol.com Privacy treaty is over. ;D