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Title: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: SonicSix on May 04, 2012, 01:15:50 AM
... is to talk religion or politics. I have my personal views on both but there are other forums for that.  It would be nice to keep this forum about Kymco scooters.
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: wordslinger on May 04, 2012, 01:24:31 AM
             +1



              ;)
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: wordslinger on May 04, 2012, 01:30:28 AM
...however, this is by no means a fledgling forum...



..there are  ppl that have been here since the beginning, and the resurrection....

...and sometimes a thread does get hijacked..


..sometimes the jack is intentional...  ask 08087...lol..

..but sometimes we do get carried away, and when that happens, its all in good humor...

..most of the time...




peace
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: Vivo on May 04, 2012, 03:31:21 AM
Here goes!!  Ten ways to kill a Zombie...

10. Crow bar to the skull.
9. Drop an Egyptian obelisk on them.
8. Light the zombie on fire.
7. Smash its head in a convection oven while it's on.
6. Run it over with a car.
5. .308 Winchester to the head.
4. Chain saw.
3. Starve the zombies out.
2. Trap the zombie in a pit of concrete.
1. Put the zombie through a wood chipper.
0. Move the ZX factory to Jersey.

uh, that's 11 ways.....
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: wordslinger on May 04, 2012, 03:32:50 AM
...WE LOVE JERSEY!!

.....you fwom juwzy??
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: Vivo on May 04, 2012, 03:35:34 AM
I HATE NEW YORK!!!

The big apple? What's with New York and apple anyways?
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: zombie on May 04, 2012, 04:01:28 AM
It has to be a Big Apple... How else would they keep all the Maggots alive?
I'm glad you guys beat me to this thread... I was gonna jack it to Cuba! Then smoke a nice cigar for dinner.
I don't know why this forum is so different. Skad gives us PLENTY of room here to run and play. I know alot of people get turned off immediately but MOST people that visit get the help they came for, and a few laughs as well. As for the ones that take offense? Go back to your censored little worlds, and suck on some cold hard facts!
I truly believe we have made enough friends here to be able to travel anywhere in the world we would like. The true nature of the people here is too spontaneous to be "faked". If you're the type of person that only seeks data, and "Chip Chip Cheerio" fake ass, pretentious patronizing... I don't have time to waste reading your made up persona bullsh**. You see a Zombie is kinda like a big ass lazy dog. Don't do anything to get my attention, and I will leave you alone. BUT... Poke a stick, and lose your arm.
This rant is not aimed at you Sonic. You just opened the door... But you did get my attention!

Anybody seen TS1?
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: Vivo on May 04, 2012, 05:07:19 AM
Now I get it...  big apple, big rats, big bar....   :-*
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: zombie on May 05, 2012, 12:34:43 AM
That big apple bit was created in my life time. Before that is was called New York sh**ty.  No joke
The guy that coined the phrase retired a millionaire. Royalties Bro!
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: Vivo on May 05, 2012, 01:41:11 AM
let's coin a phrase for Jersey!!!
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: whiteknight on May 05, 2012, 01:48:03 AM
hey guess what guys *THIS THREAD HAS BEEN JACKED!!!!!*

i think axy has learnt not to ask about politics

All Hail President Zombie and Vice President Wordslinger
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: SonicSix on May 05, 2012, 01:51:58 AM
I guess I can now see why there is so little traffic on this forum...
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: whiteknight on May 05, 2012, 01:55:24 AM
I guess I can now see why there is so little traffic on this forum...

oops  :P  i make plenty of legitimate posts, actually you can see my most recent post about my agility 50 soon to be 80cc race beast.
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: wordslinger on May 05, 2012, 01:55:42 AM
I guess I can now see why there is so little traffic on this forum...


...yup.....guess sssso......
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: zombie on May 05, 2012, 10:42:10 AM
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W.R. Grace / Zonolite Site   Mercer    Hamilton     Removal
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Welsbach & General Gas   Camden    Gloucester     NPL
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White Swan Laundry and Cleaners Inc.   Monmouth    Wall    NPL
Williams Property   Cape May    Swainton    NPL
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Witco Chemical Corp Oakland Plant   Bergen    Oakland    NPL
Woodbrook Road Dump   Middlesex    Edison South Plainfield    NPL
Woodland Route 532 Dump   Burlington    Woodland    NPL
Woodland Route 72 Dump   Burlington    Woodland    NPL
Wyeth Holdings Corporation   Mercer    Princeton Junction    RCRA
Zschiegner Refining   Monmouth    Howell     NPL

 
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: zombie on May 05, 2012, 10:49:33 AM
That is just one page of 27.
 Dude! if you don't approve of the forum, and it's inhabitants... Try this one http://www.topix.com/forum/who/martha-stewart (http://www.topix.com/forum/who/martha-stewart)
or this one http://www.backyardchickens.com/t/654313/mass-death/10 (http://www.backyardchickens.com/t/654313/mass-death/10)
or this http://www.samandfuzzy.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=5 (http://www.samandfuzzy.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=5)
 Or better yet just skip over us when we post! Poking the dog doesn't help Bro! You know...Deaf Ears!
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: YagerMySter on May 05, 2012, 10:57:49 AM
More Cow Bell.
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: zombie on May 05, 2012, 11:04:31 AM
I didn't hear that! ;)
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: whiteknight on May 05, 2012, 12:42:31 PM
I guess I can now see why there is so little traffic on this forum...

what bike you got? what size is it? is it modified? does it seldomly break from time to time? do you like tinkering with it? how fast can you go? how s l o w can you go? does it still have stabelizers sorry wrong age group. get involved man, enter the world and be swept away.
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: streido on May 05, 2012, 01:16:54 PM
Quote
I guess I can now see why there is so little traffic on this forum..

I dont get that statement? This forum is alive and kicking? Unlike many other scooter forums i could mention  ::)

Any time i ever had a problem and put up a post i always got a response and/or advice in a few hours? Most i ever waited was a day, 2 at most? Its an active forum, someone will always help out if you need it, no matter what the question or problem is, i have never had an unanswered question ever on here, best forum on the web  :)

I got a Vespa and joined a couple of Vespa forums just before xmas, put up some questions and i still havent had ONE reply yet to some of my threads, one of my questions is still the last post put up, even after 4-5months !!! I just gave up on those forums now.
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: zombie on May 05, 2012, 01:29:14 PM
Agreed. There are not many open forums that have soo many active members willing to add what they know to help work a problem out. Most of the others "specialize" in selling their product or have a sh** load of idiots yelling at you to buy a "Japomadeto" because yours is a pile of sh**. People here from 50-500cc's share their experiences/knowledge, and build an answer for everyone no matter what they ride.
It's imposable to knock down this forum because honestly no one here is insecure enough to give a sh** about negative people. (Other than to feel sorry for them, and try to get them out of that "funk".)
Slam away Bro! It keeps us busy till someone needs help. Opps! A new post... Gotta run.
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: ce on May 05, 2012, 02:05:55 PM
Don't go changing, to try to please me
You shouldn't have to work that hard
You always have that, je ne sais quoi
I love you just the way you are

I would post more, but the boyz have got all the bases covered, and keep Axy swingin' and missin', trying his little Eurodouche heart out not to throw like a girl.

You ever seen a European try to throw a ball? It's funny as hell, they just can't do it, no wonder they like soccer, because you're not allowed to touch the ball.

Anyway, thanks for the great forum, I'm Kookoo for Kymcos and I appreciate all the knowledge that is here, so unless someone has read every page in the whole damn thing, they just don't know what it's all about.
I've made it through X500, X250, Grand Dink, Super 8 150, and Venox, because I love me some Kymcos.
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: streido on May 05, 2012, 02:44:00 PM
Hey, im a European and i can throw a ball good? Must be from all that practice i had throwin pertol bombs as a kid in Glasgow  ;D
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: axy on May 05, 2012, 04:33:14 PM
I would post more, but the boyz have got all the bases covered, and keep Axy swingin' and missin', trying his little Eurodouche heart out not to throw like a girl.

Stupid Americans! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hp4iI59BfpQ#ws)

I've made it through X500, X250, Grand Dink, Super 8 150, and Venox, because I love me some Kymcos.

Too bad you did not stick to Grand Dink, you sound like one.
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: wordslinger on May 05, 2012, 04:41:15 PM
Too bad you did not stick to Grand Dink, you sound like one.


...rotflmao!!!

:D ;D :o ;D :D
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: whiteknight on May 05, 2012, 04:44:35 PM
hmmm seems like ce hit a nerve with Axy.... best to leave Axy alone, all he needs is respect.
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: axy on May 05, 2012, 04:50:39 PM
Too bad you did not stick to Grand Dink, you sound like one.


...rotflmao!!!

:D ;D :o ;D :D

 ;D ;D ;D :P
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: wordslinger on May 05, 2012, 04:52:16 PM
...you can take some sh** axy...i gotta say that much, bro!!
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: YagerMySter on May 05, 2012, 05:23:34 PM
I SAID!  More Cow Bell...  that is if um of course you don't mind.


MORE COW BELL now!

:-)
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: whiteknight on May 05, 2012, 05:29:26 PM
MOOOOOOOOO!!!
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: Peters on May 05, 2012, 08:39:11 PM
... is to talk religion or politics. I have my personal views on both but there are other forums for that.  It would be nice to keep this forum about Kymco scooters.

Hold on, let me get this straight. You're complaining about posting stupid threads?  :D

If we can't get on here and learn from each other and have a little fun doing it, what's the point? If the forum was all technical talk it would be boring as hell and the people that are pretty much experts on these things would have no reason to get on here.

I don't care to read about religion or politics either, even so, sometimes the thread is entertaining. You don't have to click and read it!!!

You've officially brought everybody on here, but you, to a consensus. That's rare. Good job!
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Post by: streido on May 05, 2012, 09:54:04 PM
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Too bad you did not stick to Grand Dink, you sound like one.

 :D :D :D :D Classic  ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: 08087 on May 05, 2012, 10:02:33 PM
Hold on, let me get this straight. You're complaining about posting stupid threads?  :D

If we can't get on here and learn from each other and have a little fun doing it, what's the point? If the forum was all technical talk it would be boring as hell and the people that are pretty much experts on these things would have no reason to get on here.

I don't care to read about religion or politics either, even so, sometimes the thread is entertaining. You don't have to click and read it!!!

You've officially brought everybody on here, but you, to a consensus. That's rare. Good job!

There is something to be said for keeping a thread on topic, if people are going to sidetrack the thread just beacuse they don't care to comment on the OP then it detracts from the forum as a whole. Nothing wrong with an offhanded comment but things here seem to get very carried away at times. I imagine that the OP feels he/she wants their points addressed without the sidetracking.
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Post by: whiteknight on May 05, 2012, 10:29:27 PM
its easily done though, all it takes is for one person to mention summit and the topic is taken completly off course. usually happens after the person has had there question awnsered. i would name a couple of people who side track threds myself included. we all just wanna have fun, theres no point in being serious 24-7 that kills the forum let alone the thread. i welcome people to have a joke because it shows we aint obsessed with the machines in which this forum was made, yea we will awnser and help with any question you have but you cant expect us to be really anal and not expect us to have a little fun now and again.
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Post by: juice on May 05, 2012, 10:35:55 PM
Nobody has to read anything , If a thread goes astray or irritates anyone they can just quit reading it . Easy peasy . Now if I can only remember to heed my own advice........
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Post by: 08087 on May 05, 2012, 10:54:47 PM
Nobody has to read anything , If a thread goes astray or irritates anyone they can just quit reading it . Easy peasy . Now if I can only remember to heed my own advice........

Agreed but if the OP is not answered then the OP has wasted their time and the forum will sooner or later lose that member. Jokes associated with the question seem reasonable jokes that just go off and take the thread on a whole new road I think are wrong. The OP, whoever that may be is asking for answers to questions important to he/she. Now if you think the OP is a troll that's another story.
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Post by: wordslinger on May 05, 2012, 10:55:46 PM
Nothing wrong with an offhanded comment but things here seem to get very carried away at times.

..yes, i agree that sometimes we drift...

..but, it IS how we roll...grow accustomed to it if you plan on hanging out with us...    ;)

..sometimes, this forum is as much of a social network as it is an informative, endless well of knowledge...

..btw, 080...do you even own a scooter?


..wanna talk about it??
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Post by: wordslinger on May 05, 2012, 10:58:09 PM
if the OP is not answered then the OP has wasted their time and the forum will sooner or later lose that member


..i doubt that many, if ANY serious questions have gone unanswered here...
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Post by: whiteknight on May 05, 2012, 11:00:15 PM
yea what bike do you own? we are very eager to hear...i have a agility 50 soon to be race prepped 80cc. ooooh the joys of messing around with engines  ::)
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Post by: streido on May 05, 2012, 11:52:29 PM
 
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..sometimes, this forum is as much of a social network as it is an informative, endless well of knowledge...

Very true, kicks f.b's ass anyday. Love it as it is.

Generally questions get answered and opinions are given to posts, then it moves on and evolves into something else entirely. No bad thing. Imagine you were at a diner meet or car park meet talking with other scooter guys about scooter problems or scooter related things, hell even just talking sh**. Someone asks a question about pistons,they all talk about it for a bit then someone say "Damn,remember that time Johnny threw a piston at 120mph".The conversation moves that way for a while and onto other things no-one would ever say "STOP!! Listen guys we are discussing MY piston problem.Please stop telling stories and get back on topic".Wouldnt happen.

::)
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..btw, 080...do you even own a scooter?
  :)

Here we go again   ::)
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Post by: wordslinger on May 05, 2012, 11:55:54 PM
"Damn,remember that time Johnny threw a piston at 120mph".


..johnny obviously done throw'd a kit on dat bitch!


..video at 11...
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Post by: whiteknight on May 06, 2012, 12:02:24 AM
"Damn,remember that time Johnny threw a piston at 120mph".


..johnny obviously done throw'd a kit on dat bitch!


..video at 11...

wont see me throwing a piston at 120mph A- my names chris lol B- im throwing a kit on dat bitch  C- i wont be hitting 120mph and D- if the bike dont kill me my fiance will
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Post by: streido on May 06, 2012, 12:05:35 AM
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..johnny obviously done throw'd a kit on dat bitch!

It was a very steep hill  :P
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Post by: wordslinger on May 06, 2012, 12:07:14 AM
It was a very steep hill 


i think that's called a cliff...lol..
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: zombie on May 06, 2012, 12:13:53 AM
Everybody here frigin ROCKS! Got the whole house shakin...
Two things I have to ask,  What the heck is a cowbell reference? And how did Axy get our world domination plan video?
I hope we don't have a mole.

008, Try this site...  http://www.scooterinvasion.net/forum/   They are real quite/task oriented/informative.
Don't bitch tho... Aero. bites harder than us. He has the keys to the door.

Throws like a girl... HHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!

                                  

                                                        
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Post by: wordslinger on May 06, 2012, 12:16:08 AM
What the heck is a cowbell reference

..i dont know, but i searched for that s9 sounding cow you posted a while back...cldnt find it...
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: zombie on May 06, 2012, 12:17:49 AM
That was a good one to.
I just realized... Axy has joined the Dark side!  Hip Hip HURRAY!
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: zombie on May 06, 2012, 12:18:51 AM
Slingers S9
MGM Cow Intro (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlPENxzYwWY#ws)
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Post by: whiteknight on May 06, 2012, 12:19:41 AM
That was a good one to.
I just realized... Axy has joined the Dark side!  Hip Hip HURRAY!

does that mean Axy is now a Daddy Darth Vader?? he will light saber your arse if you cross him.
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: wordslinger on May 06, 2012, 12:22:22 AM
Slingers S9


...that's it!!!


..funny thing is, as i rolled in at th plant th other morning, i heard somebody say, "that sounds like a cow"..

..started laughing my ass off, and nobody knew why....


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Post by: zombie on May 06, 2012, 12:29:52 AM
Darth Stewie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihzDROS-u88#)
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Post by: whiteknight on May 06, 2012, 12:36:43 AM
hmmmm Axy seems to be quite short??  hmmm needs grow bag that one.
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: zombie on May 06, 2012, 12:39:52 AM
It happens to cave dwellers. Get real Irish white too.
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: wordslinger on May 06, 2012, 12:41:01 AM
...ho-humm...so bored....


..this forum is kilt....
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Post by: wordslinger on May 06, 2012, 12:41:40 AM
...no, wait...that's scottish....
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: whiteknight on May 06, 2012, 12:43:31 AM
this forum is 4 leaf clover.. hang on thats irish
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: 08087 on May 06, 2012, 12:45:38 AM
Nothing wrong with an offhanded comment but things here seem to get very carried away at times.

..yes, i agree that sometimes we drift...

..but, it IS how we roll...grow accustomed to it if you plan on hanging out with us...    ;)

..sometimes, this forum is as much of a social network as it is an informative, endless well of knowledge...

..btw, 080...do you even own a scooter?


..wanna talk about it??

I own a Kymco people 200, love the scoot, picked it up used with 700 miles on it, it's an 09 model. Haven't ridden it much yet but will be very soon, love riding, it makes a great scoot for my 6 mile commute. I'm sure I've posted in the scoot part of the forum
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: wordslinger on May 06, 2012, 12:49:21 AM
..those ppls are some awesome scoots...i've owned 4 50cc peoples, and am currently building a 75cc, from a 2001 oem...


..i got this, sorta dislocated bone in my shoulder, from a 2002 that threw me at 50mph....

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Post by: wordslinger on May 06, 2012, 12:52:12 AM
..got this one too...
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Post by: streido on May 06, 2012, 12:59:27 AM
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i think that's called a cliff...lol..

Watch the end

I've Had Enough - Jimmy ditches the Mods (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PFhsUWAmzY#)
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Post by: wordslinger on May 06, 2012, 01:06:24 AM
...okay...i nominate that for vid of th month...


                    ;D :o ;D


            ..but where's jimmy??
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: streido on May 06, 2012, 01:11:30 AM
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..but where's jimmy??

He jumped off before it goes over and survives. Its a great scooter movie about mods and rockers made by the band The Who, if you never seen it look it up, called Quadrophenia.

 Its a classic  :)
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: wordslinger on May 06, 2012, 01:17:11 AM
..yeah, i've never seen the whole thing, but the who are rock GODS...
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Post by: zombie on May 06, 2012, 01:21:59 AM
I understand Vivo found that scoot washed up on a beach in the Philippines. Started right up! One kick!
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Post by: wordslinger on May 06, 2012, 01:29:25 AM
...poor jimmy.......
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Post by: zombie on May 06, 2012, 01:47:57 AM
I KNOW RIGHT! I also heard he was trying to get advice on the Kymco forum, and got bullied sooooo much he almost died! What a F'n mess we made. I feel all warm, and fuzzy inside. Jimmy is 008!
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: Peters on May 06, 2012, 01:52:13 AM
What the heck is a cowbell reference?

You guys never watched this Saturday Night Live skit?

blue oyster cult/chris walken original more cowbell (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0uvVZg4Tw4#noexternalembed)
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: Peters on May 06, 2012, 02:52:19 AM
Best way to kill a forum:

Post a picture of illegal drugs. BTW could have got away with it if dumb people didn't have to call him out on it. Nice ball of h### you got there duhhaahheee.

Seriously at least try to keep it professional  >:(
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: wordslinger on May 06, 2012, 02:52:35 AM
..."Gene, explore the space"....


..fellas..ur gonna want that cowbell!!!


..i gotta have more cowbell!!!!
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Post by: zombie on May 06, 2012, 03:10:22 AM
Ahhhh More CowBell! Yaeger! You are aces Bro! Good looks, and a sense of humor! I have a sister Bro!
I'm falling apart... Who's posting Picts.?
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Post by: wordslinger on May 06, 2012, 03:26:54 AM
word
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Post by: Peters on May 06, 2012, 03:28:05 AM
I don't want to name names. We all like to party in one way or another. The posts are gone now. Deleted by somebody???

F it, MORE COWBELL!!!
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Post by: wordslinger on May 06, 2012, 03:29:22 AM
word

..good job..
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Post by: Peters on May 06, 2012, 03:30:14 AM
Not talking about you word. You're my hero  :-*

 :D :D :D

Although I noticed a couple of threads are locked now. Hmmmm... wonder why  ;) :)
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: zombie on May 06, 2012, 03:30:40 AM
Jackass! Sorry I missed it :-*
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Post by: wordslinger on May 06, 2012, 03:31:44 AM
..no, peet...i saw...


..its all good..

       ;)
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Post by: zombie on May 06, 2012, 03:32:52 AM
It's about time! This sh** was outa control!
Thank god the baby sitter showed up when she did. I was gonna run down the stairs with scissors just to see if it was real!
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: wordslinger on May 06, 2012, 03:34:27 AM
I was gonna run down the stairs with scissors just to see if it was real!


..dang...that's why you a zombie, bro....
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: Peters on May 06, 2012, 03:36:26 AM
..no, peet...i saw...


..its all good..

       ;)

Yup! It's cool.

Apparently there's a hot baby sitter around here somewhere  ;D
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: zombie on May 06, 2012, 03:36:48 AM
Well I wouldn't do it if I was gonna get hurt! That would just be immature, and stupid! Jeeesh...
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: zombie on May 06, 2012, 03:39:12 AM
Yeah... Slinger put her on the only interesting thread here... The Euro thread. I finally figured up enough big words too.
Smacked in the face by a BUD. I'm Ok w/ that tho... Zombies have no feelings either.
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: Peters on May 06, 2012, 03:41:56 AM
Yeah... Slinger put her on the only interesting thread here... The Euro thread.

Nice!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: wordslinger on May 06, 2012, 03:43:20 AM
...SSSHHHHH!!!!...itsa secret....
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Post by: zombie on May 06, 2012, 03:45:09 AM
Dude! There's a picture of you, and your name is right next to it! SSSHHH Hell!
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: Peters on May 06, 2012, 03:46:54 AM
I tried to steal an avatar from a member on another forum but damn it it's not animated like his is. Hold up I'll get it.
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: wordslinger on May 06, 2012, 03:51:12 AM
and your name is right next to it! SSSHHH Hell!

..oh, yeah...i forgot about that


...imma fukd-up primate...

               
               8)


..blue said my monkey is masturbating...


..i dunno...
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: Peters on May 06, 2012, 03:51:28 AM
(http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i370/liftman87/f***yea.gif)
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: wordslinger on May 06, 2012, 03:52:37 AM
...okay...vid o' th' month?
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: Peters on May 06, 2012, 03:56:02 AM
...okay...vid o' th' month?

YES!!! What did I win?
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: wordslinger on May 06, 2012, 03:57:18 AM
..the vid of the month award...

..you win it...

..that's kinda it...


      :-\
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: wordslinger on May 06, 2012, 03:58:47 AM
...unless somebody posts something BETTER!!




                                :o
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: Peters on May 06, 2012, 03:59:28 AM
...unless somebody posts something BETTER!!




                                :o

Impossible
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: wordslinger on May 06, 2012, 04:04:25 AM
..the gauntlet has been thrown down...

+1 peters


..this forum is dead?..
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: Peters on May 06, 2012, 04:09:25 AM
Very much alive and in a much better place than when it started  :)

Oh, and I just got the "Yeah... Slinger put her on the only interesting thread here... The Euro thread.". That was the most boring damn thread ever until word came along. Thanks word!
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: wordslinger on May 06, 2012, 04:14:28 AM
..i gotta take her down....


...but ya'll welcome...


              ;)
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: zombie on May 06, 2012, 04:15:16 AM
I don't know about that! I'm singing along to the bouncing ball/z
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: Peters on May 06, 2012, 04:17:28 AM
..i gotta take her down....


...but ya'll welcome...


              ;)

But I wasn't gonna get hurt! That would just be immature, and stupid! Jeeesh...
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: wordslinger on May 06, 2012, 04:18:48 AM
I don't know about that! I'm singing along to the bouncing ball/z

+1 z
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: zombie on May 06, 2012, 04:40:15 AM
I'll be right back. I gotta go      Check on the baby...
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: axy on May 06, 2012, 08:00:05 AM
its easily done though, all it takes is for one person to mention summit and the topic is taken completly off course. usually happens after the person has had there question awnsered. i would name a couple of people who side track threds myself included. we all just wanna have fun, theres no point in being serious 24-7 that kills the forum let alone the thread. i welcome people to have a joke because it shows we aint obsessed with the machines in which this forum was made, yea we will awnser and help with any question you have but you cant expect us to be really anal and not expect us to have a little fun now and again.

I think that everybody should have as much fun as they want in General/Chat forums, not in model specific forums. Also, posting irrelevant/joke pics and videos in scooter forums should be banned.
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: ce on May 06, 2012, 02:29:42 PM
What's the difference between meat and fish?

If you beat your fish, it will die.
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: sentinex on May 06, 2012, 05:05:38 PM
Peter's signature takes the prize.  ;D

Oh yeah on topic:

 Religion! Politics! nuff said :D
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: zombie on May 06, 2012, 09:59:28 PM
It's all good Emperor Darth Axy! I for one will obey you whims.
This I believe demands a retaliatory strike. Perhaps a poll on how many people here have not gotten an answer that has saved them several hundred dollars or left them stranded in the woods at night because someone farted while answering their question.
Nevermind.
Too bad if you dislike someones style. Too f***ing bad. ( unless you are an English king, and then you can just have us all murdered to suit your fancy. )Actually I wish the flat-earthers would just shut the f*** up, and stick to helping people fix their scoots/talk politics/debate topics, and leave their kindergarten wishes for others out of it. I guess you don't see that what you are doing is what you are complaining about... That is what puts me over the top. You know glass houses, and stone? Open your window before throwing!
 
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: Peters on May 07, 2012, 12:49:53 AM
Perhaps a poll on how many people here have not gotten an answer that has saved them several hundred dollars or left them stranded in the woods at night because someone farted while answering their question.

 :D Sorry

I guess farts are Axy's kryptonite
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: zombie on May 07, 2012, 01:58:08 AM
It's all good. This was a sh** thread anyway. Not too much relevant info on world peace, or cylinder boring as I remember...
Axy's point is valid just mis-placed.
Should have checked if the window was open first.
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: axy on May 07, 2012, 07:36:19 AM
Embed some stupid YT video or GIF animation, just to back up your opinion. That's how it works.
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: zombie on May 08, 2012, 12:00:32 AM
That's just fun. Has nothing to do with "back up"! Here's my back up...
kimbo slice vs one guy (KO) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU4EEdiMrXE#)
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: wordslinger on May 08, 2012, 01:51:43 AM
...dats howit go...
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: Vivo on May 10, 2012, 08:26:39 AM
here's a back-up....  http://theawesomer.com/muay-thai-vs-banana-tree/147188/ (http://theawesomer.com/muay-thai-vs-banana-tree/147188/)
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: whiteknight on May 10, 2012, 01:41:17 PM
 :D :D :DLMFAO!!! :D :D
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Post by: zombie on May 11, 2012, 05:58:13 AM
Best MMA Fails Ever 3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw_9ndfqENU#)
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: fshfindr on May 11, 2012, 03:45:45 PM
I'm lost and through with this thread, bye.   >:(
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: whiteknight on May 11, 2012, 06:35:07 PM
I'm lost and through with this thread, bye.   >:(

well technically this is staying completely "on-topic" because we are showing ways to kill a thread as we would never want to kill the Forum. what was you expecting to see when you read it?? things staying on topic?? this thread is indirectly doing what it says on the tin even though this is not a fledgling forum by any strech of the imagination. it should be called "the quickest way to kill a thread"

anyway this thread is in "general discussion" so we are free to talk and chat about whatever we want to, just that this thread covers a very large spectrum which we are very pleased to disscuss.
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: zombie on May 11, 2012, 09:27:33 PM
Fish is getting Mad Cow, and likes to see his name in print... It's cool Fish!
Denny Crane Montage (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzmrZWe_9eg#ws)
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: whiteknight on May 11, 2012, 09:40:27 PM
Fish is getting Mad Cow, and likes to see his name in print... It's cool Fish!

what you mean he just likes to see his name on screen?? thats a waste of a good post, he could of used that post to help some poor member fix there bike...
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: Vivo on May 12, 2012, 01:18:13 AM
yes! post and post whiteknight, so you'll be Hero Member very soon!  ;D
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: zombie on May 12, 2012, 05:37:13 AM
Just Chillax... There is too much to do...
http://www.kymcoforum.com/index.php?action=post;topic=6364.105;num_replies=115 (http://www.kymcoforum.com/index.php?action=post;topic=6364.105;num_replies=115)
Title: Re: The quickest way to kill a fledging forum...
Post by: Vivo on May 12, 2012, 06:43:01 AM
HOW TO EAT A BANANA ......

1. Before you actually eat the banana, take moment to look carefully at it. Notice its shape, color, markings, contours, textures. If the banana is not ripe, it will be greenish. An older banana will have brown splotches on the skin. Feel the weight of the banana in your hand--the weight is due to the water content of the banana. Consider these facts relating to your banana: as shipped to the store where you bought it.

    It grew on a plant that has to be propped up to prevent it from falling over.

    Your banana took 8-10 months to grow.

    It was cut and carried by hand.

    It was separated from other bananas by hand in a packing shed.

    It was washed in a large tank of moving fresh water.

    It was packed for shipping in a 40-pound corrugated box.

    It was padded with plastic film and paperboard to protect it from bruising.

    It was transported into a refrigerated truck-sized contained and driven to a port, where is it was loaded onto a container ship. All of the above happened within two days of the banana being cut from the plant.

    During the long boat ride, your banana was kept at 58 degrees Fahrenheit and was monitored closely.

    After arriving at its destination port, your banana spent anywhere from four to eight days in a ripening room, where temperature and humidity are carefully controlled and ethylene gas is used to speed up the ripening.

    When your banana was greenish yellow, it was shipped to the store where you bought it.

A banana "bunch" grows on a single (and huge) flower stalk.

2. Don’t peel the banana; instead, use the knife to cut off one end. Cut off about ¼ of your banana. It’s far better to throw some food away than to eat more than we need. Throwing away part of your banana is one way to get used to the idea of not eating all the food available. If you find yourself thinking that it’s wasteful to throw away food, that’s normal. Go ahead and throw away your ¼ of the banana anyway.

3. Now peel the remaining part of the banana. Discard the skin.

4. Use your knife to cut your banana into 15 - 20 pieces.

5. Before eating any of it, spend a moment looking at the cut-up banana, the pieces just waiting there for you to enjoy. Put your nose close to the banana and take a good whiff of banana aroma.

6. Eat the banana pieces one at a time. It may be easier for you to use the fork or the toothpick to pick up the banana pieces.

7. Eat each piece slowly, carefully, completely. Don’t put a piece of banana in your mouth until you’re completely done with the one you’re chewing.8. During the eating of each piece, bring your mind to some aspect of the food. Here are some suggestions of what you can think about with each piece of banana:

    concentrate on the taste

    notice the texture and how it changes as you chew

    focus on the sweetness of the banana

    enjoy the creaminess of the banana

    pay attention to the movements of your teeth, lips and tongue as you eat the banana

    notice if the taste of the banana piece is any different in different parts of your mouth

    think about the energy in the banana and how that energy originally came from the sun

    imagine the effort it took to harvest your banana

    see the person who make the box or carton used to package the banana

    follow the movement of the banana from the tropics to your state

    see the truck driver who drove the truck carrying your banana

    see the person at the market as he or she handled the banana and placed in on display

    imagine what kind of effort you would have to exert if you had to all the steps yourself: plant the banana, harvest it, package it and transport it before you could even consider eating it


9. Take your time with each bite. Pause after each bite to enhance the wonderful experience of eating a banana.....


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Post by: wordslinger on May 12, 2012, 06:46:39 AM
...nevermind that spider...


..their bites dont hurt much....
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Post by: zombie on May 12, 2012, 07:13:21 AM
HOT Girl swallows banana (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeaEeKbR5Pg#)
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Post by: axy on May 12, 2012, 07:13:51 AM
HOW TO EAT A BANANA ......

9. Take your time with each bite. Pause after each bite to enhance the wonderful experience of eating a banana.....

Reading this I was under impression that at a certain point I will be told to have sex with a banana!
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Post by: Vivo on May 12, 2012, 07:20:04 AM
Reading this I was under impression that at a certain point I will be told to have sex with a banana!

Hmmm.....  slippery .....
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Post by: zombie on May 12, 2012, 07:23:40 AM
That's the idea I believe... Enjoy it!
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Post by: Vivo on May 12, 2012, 07:28:35 AM
Ooh...  http://500amateurs.com/plog-content/images/naked-amateurs/asian-fever/asian-girl-jams-banana-in-her-mouth.jpg (http://500amateurs.com/plog-content/images/naked-amateurs/asian-fever/asian-girl-jams-banana-in-her-mouth.jpg)
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Post by: zombie on May 13, 2012, 05:49:43 PM
I could Never say no to those puppy dog eyes...