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Title: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: streido on April 05, 2012, 11:00:15 AM
Got stopped on my way home from work last night for nipping into the bus lane to get past some stationary traffic in a queue. 2 cops had just passed me going in the opposite direction on police scooters so they obviously took a liking to my little Kymco and wanted a betrer look at it  ::) They mustve U turned as soon as they passed me and been following me from a distance. Soon as i cut back into the traffic queue i got the blue lights come on behind me and turned to see a copper on a scoot sat beside me  :o "Just pull over round the corner will you" , " Yes officer, no problem" lol.

They checked out all my details and saw i was 100% legal etc, gave me some sensible advice, then we had a general chat about riding and scooters before they told me to ride safe and enjoy myself "but keep out the bus lanes" . I honestly assumed i would get a ticket but i didnt, they were genuinely nice guys and i feel the way they dealt with me was great. I honestly will not drive in THAT buslane again and will head their advice. Had they come on all petty and been a pair of dicks about it then i wouldve had no respect for them or their words and would prob ignore anything they said, as it was i will respect their advice and take it on board.

Shame a few other cops dont take on this kind of policing method, it could work wonders. So to conclude, all cops are not evil sons of satan, some are normal human beings just like us.
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: old mod on April 05, 2012, 08:13:35 PM
Streido, you didn't say what they were riding?
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: streido on April 05, 2012, 11:16:31 PM
Streido, you didn't say what they were riding?

They were on these (http://[url=http://www.environmenttimes.co.uk/images/sce/News/policedrive.jpg]http://www.environmenttimes.co.uk/images/sce/News/policedrive.jpg[/url])

Its an electric scooter, think it was called a Vectrix or something similair. Said they liked them a lot, had heated grips and everything on it.
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: streido on April 05, 2012, 11:20:43 PM
Link wont work on the link ??? Try this http://www.environmenttimes.co.uk/images/sce/News/policedrive.jpg (http://www.environmenttimes.co.uk/images/sce/News/policedrive.jpg)
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: zombie on April 06, 2012, 12:12:09 AM
New York city cops a generally REAL guys. Not sweating the petty sh** as it wewe. Florida cops on the other hand are Mostly out for points, and will give you the "stop resisting" bit every chance they get. Maybe they don't have to pay for ammo/taser batteries here, as they Do in NY.
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: wordslinger on April 06, 2012, 12:13:21 AM
...wow...good fortune streido!!
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: streido on April 06, 2012, 12:43:18 AM
Good job they didnt take Kymco Bob for a quick spin since he's only meant to do 31mph  ::)

I just wish all cops were like that.
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: blue on April 06, 2012, 02:26:37 AM
I wonder if cops can read dip sticks.   omg I said that lol
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: wordslinger on April 06, 2012, 02:30:31 AM
I wonder if cops can read dip sticks.   omg I said that lol


...dammit, blue...you're gettin out of control...

                          :-\


..just calm down...stop resisting!!!      :D
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: blue on April 06, 2012, 03:13:35 AM
I wonder if cops can read dip sticks.   omg I said that lol


...dammit, blue...you're gettin out of control...

                          :-\


..just calm down...stop resisting!!!      :D

 all come on let me have some fun while my scoot is down.
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: Peters on April 06, 2012, 02:37:20 PM
 :D :D :D :D :D :D

I just peed my pants! Cops might read each others dipsticks ;D




Seriously though, most of them are good people. I've been through several license check points and other than gettin right in my face to smell my breath they just ask: "Is that a 50?" Yep. "So you don't even need a license for that do you?" Nope... "Damn, sounds good. What did you do to it?" Exhaust. "Alright have a good day."    Brrrruuuhhhheeeehhhhh    Peace piggies!
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: desliderman on April 06, 2012, 02:53:38 PM
:D :D :D :D :D :D

I just peed my pants! Cops might read each others dipsticks ;D




Seriously though, most of them are good people. I've been through several license check points and other than gettin right in my face to smell my breath they just ask: "Is that a 50?" Yep. "So you don't even need a license for that do you?" Nope... "Damn, sounds good. What did you do to it?" Exhaust. "Alright have a good day."    Brrrruuuhhhheeeehhhhh    Peace piggies!


In Missouri, this lack of what's legal has gotten many of my friends pulled over, hassled, and wrongly issued a ticket.  You would think they should at least know that.


Don in KC.
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: whiteknight on April 06, 2012, 05:26:46 PM
I wonder if cops can read dip sticks.   omg I said that lol


...dammit, blue...you're gettin out of control...

                          :-\


..just calm down...stop resisting!!!      :D


c'mon blue isnt feeling 100% trying to save an agility is like trying to not get your legs amputated.
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: old geezer on April 06, 2012, 08:29:01 PM
While she was 'flying' down the road , a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'

To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'

'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'

'I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.

The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher?
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'

'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.'

'And just what the heck do you do with a 6 foot azzhole? ' he asked.
 'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'

Speeding ticket: $105,

Court Costs: $45,

Look on copper's face: Priceless....
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: streido on April 06, 2012, 08:49:41 PM
The fines im ok with, it'd be worth the fine just to see his face lol.

Over here we got a points system, 3 points minimum for speeding and a fine tho it can be an automatic ban if going over 100mph (on an Agility 50??? Yeah right). Get over 12 points and you get a ban too. Last i looked at my license i was on 6 points from 2 speeding offences, not from riding tho. If they had wanted to be strict i couldve got another 3 points and a fine too.
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: wordslinger on April 06, 2012, 09:00:50 PM
c'mon blue isnt feeling 100% trying to save an agility is like trying to not get your legs amputated.




...lmfao...got that right!!

                ;D

Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: streido on April 06, 2012, 09:30:14 PM
Blue's got it running again using a mixture of cable-ties, duck-tape, string and old lawnmower parts so we can legally take the piss at his expense again now.

He can even cut the lawn now as he rides thanks to those blades he fitted in place of his centre stand  ;D
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: wordslinger on April 06, 2012, 09:37:02 PM
..he also converted that pull=behind into a grass catcher...

 ;D


..go blue!!


Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: streido on April 06, 2012, 09:45:40 PM
If ever there was a time i wished i could use photoshop............... :)
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: zombie on April 07, 2012, 12:20:43 AM
The fines im ok with, it'd be worth the fine just to see his face lol.

Over here we got a points system, 3 points minimum for speeding and a fine tho it can be an automatic ban if going over 100mph (on an Agility 50??? Yeah right). Get over 12 points and you get a ban too. Last i looked at my license i was on 6 points from 2 speeding offences, not from riding tho. If they had wanted to be strict i couldve got another 3 points and a fine too.

Same deal here

Priceless Scooterdude
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: zombie on April 07, 2012, 12:22:38 AM
Jpres. does that Photo shopping do dad stuff.  Maybe if we all yell PLEASE, he'll make us up a Blue pict?
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: wordslinger on April 07, 2012, 12:23:34 AM
..we have no points, or any kinda system here in liquor-sickle state, usa....


...but they can confiscate your scoot if you fukn up...or itsa 150...

..we got a lot of chinese 150's masquerading...
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: streido on April 07, 2012, 01:49:59 AM
I think i found some photos of Blues new scoot on another website
(http://i1193.photobucket.com/albums/aa351/streido/500x_lawn-mower-bike.jpg)
(http://i1193.photobucket.com/albums/aa351/streido/mowercycle23.jpg)
http://www.visordown.com/news/images/1139/john-deere-chopper-lawn-mower.jpg (http://www.visordown.com/news/images/1139/john-deere-chopper-lawn-mower.jpg)

 ;D Only joking Blue   :D
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: zombie on April 07, 2012, 02:03:41 AM
f***ing CLASSIC! Absolutely PERFECT!
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: wordslinger on April 07, 2012, 02:03:57 AM
...thats not funny stre...no...not.....,at...not, ummm.....funny...

..oh fuk.....


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: whiteknight on April 07, 2012, 09:15:05 AM
blue isnt that bad is he? then again using your scoot to mow the grass does sound rather involving just dont put it on centre stand while blades are in motion.
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: blue on April 07, 2012, 11:37:30 AM
Here the cops are studying up on scoots and they are geting to know the laws on theam.
if they want they can make you get the cycle license. and insurance. thats if they catch you
going over 30. it use to be wear when you buy a scoot from a dealer they cant make the scoot go faster then 30 now the dealer is makeing extra coin from the buyer to make theam go faster.
a few of the dealers around here are puting in big bore kits and all.
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: streido on April 07, 2012, 11:40:55 PM
This will have to do while we wait for someone who can actually photoshop to do it properly.

Man Blue that's some suntan you got there bro  :o

(http://i1193.photobucket.com/albums/aa351/streido/Blue.jpg)
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: zombie on April 07, 2012, 11:52:53 PM
THAT explains his "No drugs, no drinking but......." post. He's not white! I get it now. (thought it was monkey porn)   You poor soul. I still luv u...
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: wordslinger on April 08, 2012, 12:43:38 AM
Man Blue that's some suntan you got there bro 


..holy fukn craP!!!...

..lmfao.....

dang...blue, we love you my brother!!!!...


...




 :D ;D :D
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: blue on April 08, 2012, 02:08:10 AM
you guys are crazy but I like it.Its funny.  got any more. I love pay back time.
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: wordslinger on April 08, 2012, 02:09:56 AM
I love pay back time.


.....yeah, they's abitch!!!

                ;D
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: zombie on April 08, 2012, 02:12:26 AM
Say Knock knock...
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: wordslinger on April 08, 2012, 02:13:58 AM
...knok-knok....   ???


...oh, hell....................

                :-\
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: zombie on April 08, 2012, 03:44:25 AM
YUP!
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: streido on April 08, 2012, 09:05:21 AM
I still love you too blue and dont worry im sure you wont need to wait too long before i break something then you can get me back  :)
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: zombie on April 08, 2012, 11:10:52 PM
Bruce Lee's Way Of The Dragon Fight Scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g92KbAPJMg#ws)
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: blue on April 09, 2012, 10:11:23 PM
I went with john deer instead.
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: wordslinger on April 10, 2012, 01:17:36 AM
...now, THAT i like!!!


               ;D
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: zombie on April 10, 2012, 03:21:15 AM
That seat gave me an idea!
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: blue on April 10, 2012, 03:34:26 AM
That seat gave me an idea!
I bet it did go for it well look on your ruck.
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: zombie on April 10, 2012, 04:04:11 AM
Yup! Cut off the bottom cushion, and I bet it would work. I might find one on flebay cheap enough to try. Just never thought about it. I cut up the Verucci seat instead...
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Post by: zombie on April 10, 2012, 04:09:56 AM
http://www.ebay.com/itm/HARLEY-DAVIDSON-SOFTAIL-CUSTOM-CHOPPER-LEATHER-SEAT-USED-NICE-/120890394390?pt=Motorcycles_Parts_Accessories&hash=item1c25a10716&vxp=mtr (http://www.ebay.com/itm/HARLEY-DAVIDSON-SOFTAIL-CUSTOM-CHOPPER-LEATHER-SEAT-USED-NICE-/120890394390?pt=Motorcycles_Parts_Accessories&hash=item1c25a10716&vxp=mtr)

Just ordered it. Fu(k Dude! Two times tonight I've found things I've been looking for cause of other posts. That seat follows the lines exactly!!!

http://www.sip-scootershop.com/en/products/mirror+far+f1+right+_far2880 (http://www.sip-scootershop.com/en/products/mirror+far+f1+right+_far2880)
For the ZX w/ barends.
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: blue on April 10, 2012, 10:32:21 PM
I found one.
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: zombie on April 10, 2012, 11:04:44 PM
I have no clue?
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: blue on April 10, 2012, 11:07:17 PM
I have no clue?

its a briggs and stratton motor.lol
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: zombie on April 10, 2012, 11:16:17 PM
What's it for? wise guy??????????
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Post by: blue on April 10, 2012, 11:27:03 PM
never mind its a joke. was going to say ill use on the kymco.
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: zombie on April 10, 2012, 11:47:06 PM
Ah ha! And how long have you been feeling this way...
Title: Re: Not all cops are assh0les. Most are........ but not all.
Post by: blue on April 11, 2012, 12:22:14 AM
guess I better lay off the coffee