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Title: Stupid Is as Stupid Does
Post by: Stig / Major Tom on June 10, 2025, 04:28:30 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/QtvBZpnG/20250607-055822.jpg)

a joke:
An Englishman was driving a van load of monkeys to the zoo when his vehicle broke down.
Along came Paddy in his car and he pulled over to offer assistance.
Englishman said he'd give Paddy 50 pounds to drive his monkeys to the zoo.
Paddy agreed. He loaded them up and off they went.
2 hours later the Englishman spotted Paddy and his load of monkeys going back the other direction.
He waved him down at a light, "Hey, I paid you 50 pounds to take these monkeys to the zoo??!"
Paddy said, "Well I did, but I had a couple quid left over so I'm taking them to the cinema!"

Stig

Title: Re: Stupid Is as Stupid Does
Post by: Neil955i on June 11, 2025, 08:25:08 AM

OK what witchcraft is this?  Where's the prop / centre stand?

Title: Re: Stupid Is as Stupid Does
Post by: Stig / Major Tom on June 11, 2025, 01:16:07 PM

Quote from: Neil955i on June 11, 2025, 08:25:08 AM

OK what witchcraft is this?  Where's the prop / centre stand?

99% never notice that sometimes I erase the stands. (a feature on my phone)
Look for your donut in the post!

Stig
(https://i.postimg.cc/y6MtF8wV/stand.jpg)

Title: Re: Stupid Is as Stupid Does
Post by: Neil955i on June 11, 2025, 04:01:23 PM

Ha!  I wondered if it was some sort of Photoshop sorcery!