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Title: NSR: Joke
Post by: Stig / Major Tom on November 22, 2023, 12:42:41 PM
Dog walks into a bar and climbs up on the stool.
"I'd like a beer",  he said.
The bartender said "you should be in the circus!"
The dog said. "Why? Do they need electricians?"

Stig
Title: Re: NSR: Joke
Post by: Neil955i on November 22, 2023, 12:52:31 PM
Very good  ;)
Title: Re: NSR: Joke
Post by: Ruffus on November 22, 2023, 08:21:05 PM
Typical Irish👍

Man walks in to a pub in Dublin, and asks “am I too early for a drink”, the barman say “yes, it’s 10 minutes till opening time, you can wait over there though (points to a chair)”.

The man says thanks and sits down, the barman then says “would you like a drink, while you're waiting”.
Title: Re: NSR: Joke
Post by: Stig / Major Tom on November 22, 2023, 09:44:13 PM
Women say husband's never listen to them.
My wife never says that.
Probably.

Stig