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Title: family keeps questioning my hearing acuity
Post by: Stig / Major Tom on September 09, 2022, 11:39:14 PM
Daughter was standing next to me as I was paying for a box of pastries.
Sales lady told me the price then asked, "would you like to pay for the box?"
Puzzled, I  said, "yeah I guess. How much is it?"
She said,  "how much is what?"
I said, "the box!"
She said, "our boxes are free. Would you like some tape on it?"
Half way to our car, I thought my daughter was going to wet herself....she was laughing so hard.

Then...."yes I am!"
"No you're not!"
"Yes I am!"
(getting me a hearing aid...)
"No you're not.......

Stig...... who hears what he wants to hear!
Title: Re: family keeps questioning my hearing acuity
Post by: Mancashire on September 10, 2022, 01:15:56 AM
As one who is currently on his 3rd pair of hearing aids, I find it is still possible to have selective hearing  ;)
Title: Re: family keeps questioning my hearing acuity
Post by: Neil955i on September 10, 2022, 01:12:04 PM
Thanks for a much needed hearty chuckle!
Title: Re: family keeps questioning my hearing acuity
Post by: randyo on September 10, 2022, 05:24:38 PM
I am accused of selective hearing, also not finishing my sentences, then an hour later saying "remember I told you" when I never finished completing my conversation, but I certainly did in my mind