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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: Stig / Major Tom on December 28, 2021, 06:06:41 PM
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~ Back Story : August, 2020, one foggy morning....I stopped for a chat with this brown cow. I introduced myself and asked what his name was. ~
He said his name is "Bryan".
I asked him, "Is that with a Y or an I?"
(https://i.postimg.cc/4dNJV6DW/P1020773.jpg)
He said, "they didn't tell me."
Major Tom
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Brian III ~ September 2020 : Stopped to say "Hey" to Bryan this morning......
I didn't see him.
Switched off the Piaggio and asked this guy, "Is Brian working today?"
(https://i.postimg.cc/ZKgMP6kB/P1030021-2.jpg)
He said, "Don't know - let me ask Hold The Cheese!."
"Hey, Hold, SpaceMan here wants to know where Brian is ."
"I don't know, I'll ask No Pickles!."
"Hey Pickles - Brian's off on Tuesdays isn't he? - MajorTom over there is asking."
"He's not working today."
Well, I'll catch him next time.
Major Tom
(These guys have given each other some wicked nick-names!)
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So, yesterday (don't you hate people who start a sentence with 'So' !)
anyway, I'm at my local big-store grocers.
In my check-out lane is a kid I've known for a few years - he's bagging my groceries.
And his name is , Bryan! Here's my chance!
Hey Bryan, I've got a joke for you,
"I was riding my motorcycle* out near Yellow Springs one morning and i stopped by this pasture to say hi to a cow there.
Big brown one.
I introduced myself, "Good morning. my name is Tom. What's your name?"
He said his name was Bryan.
I said is that with an I or a Y?
He said....."they didn't tell me."
Everybody around me laughed like crazy.
Except Brian.
My daughter said I need to work on my delivery....
Major Tom
* I need to hold on to my Street Creds - so it was a 'motorcycle'.
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Got a feeling this one will run & run! Happy New Year to Bryan and all his (her?) chums!