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Title: The No Farting lamp is lit
Post by: Stig / Major Tom on July 14, 2018, 11:17:51 AM

Sometimes the rascal who owns and brews at our coffee shop takes the day off.
His replacements are some of the prettiest young females in town.
A cute little slip of a gal opened the door to me this morning at 6:45.
Everybody has to sit up straight, no unnecessary cussing or farting....etc..... and remember to put the seat back down.
We can adjust to this.....but if he ever lights the No Lying lamp !
Stig

Title: Re: The No Farting lamp is lit
Post by: Gnzbrg on July 14, 2018, 12:15:26 PM

Now Stig, you of all people should know that we need pictures!  And yeah, I know, I'm a dirty old man.  It's all I have left...

Title: Re: The No Farting lamp is lit
Post by: CROSSBOLT on July 14, 2018, 01:18:05 PM

"No pictures, it dint happen..."

Title: Re: The No Farting lamp is lit
Post by: Clampett on July 14, 2018, 10:14:09 PM

And your ride has to be in the pic for proof....ya sneaky snake...

Title: Re: The No Farting lamp is lit
Post by: Stig / Major Tom on July 15, 2018, 02:42:50 AM

Ah, no, I take photos of scooters and the odd corn field.
I feel welcome around town with my camera - perhaps some of that is because I don't point it at people.
And like most places, if you introduce yourself first - next time you can greet them by name. Everyone likes that. I know the names of many folks, incl. dogs and cats, in town - save for The Stomper and Basketball Man. They're watching their own TV.

Stig

Title: Re: The No Farting lamp is lit
Post by: CROSSBOLT on July 15, 2018, 12:35:31 PM

Good point, Stig! Fine consideration.