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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: zombie on January 31, 2015, 07:27:56 PM
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Don't any of you people have jobs! WTF!!!
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Damn that guy has the perfect setup!
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The tough part is keeping the dogs from under the porch :P
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Covert job... can't talk about it .
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H.Q. (Langley) filled me in. Were off to Correctizstan next week. Repeat, We are off to Correctizstan next week. 8)
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looks like my hood in p-park
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I'm pretty sure it Bryant Gum-ball in the hairs. Sort of a simulator.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0WOIwlXE9g (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0WOIwlXE9g)
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The power of not being seen. Marvelous!
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Just found this, and thought about the Kymco MadHouse...
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Just found this, and thought about the Kymco MadHouse...
Well there ! NowI know what to do !
I'll explain this to Unemployment Insurance next time they ask if I looked for work . ::) ::)
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Just bring your helmet. They need proof.
Maybe get one of these too...
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Just bring your helmet. They need proof.
Maybe get one of these too...
Helmet keeps my blood supply stored . Gotta get through Winter ya know ?
Maybe the shirt and a vape ?
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In High School (no pun) I wore my uncles Air Force jacket (huge), and kept a bong in the side lining. None of the teachers knew why I always sat by the windows...
My math teacher figured it out, and launched a book at me. When I woke up I was in the office, and my bong was gone. I promptly switched to LSD.
The good ole' daze.
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In High School (no pun) I wore my uncles Air Force jacket (huge), and kept a bong in the side lining. None of the teachers knew why I always sat by the windows...
My math teacher figured it out, and launched a book at me. When I woke up I was in the office, and my bong was gone. I promptly switched to LSD.
The good ole' daze.
Me thinks that since we both attended HIGH school in the same years that experiences were very similar . My Figure Skating Pro couldn't figure out why some days my jumps were higher than other days (probably because IF I fell.. I wouldn't feel it as much ) ;)
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Be the jump! I remember... About the same time period I gulped down a pint of Southern Comfort, and threw the bottle as hard as I thought I could at a telephone pole.
It bounced straight back, and the open end hit me square between the eyes. I had a quarter sized perfect circle for two weeks. Fading from pure black to a piss yellow.
40 years later I can still feel the two dents in that ridge bone right in the middle of my eyes.
I have a gazillion more stories... Unfortunately I did miss out on Band Camp. I was busy hiding the daughter of the CEO of Kellogg's that summer. (yes willingly) ;) If I posted her name you would all know who she is.
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Fast Times At ( fill in the name ) High. 8)
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http://offbeat.topix.com/slideshow/15292?utm_source=facebook-offbeat&utm_campaign=15292 (http://offbeat.topix.com/slideshow/15292?utm_source=facebook-offbeat&utm_campaign=15292)
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Every word of it 100% accurate. And there was sooooooo much more.
At 5yo I would walk away from the hand holding line walking to kindergarten. I'd go straight down the hill to the city bus. Sometimes I'd wind up in Coney Island, and others China Town.
I'd make money by finding the tallest building, and pushing the elevator buttons for people. Usually a nickle per ride.
In 1-2 hours I'd make enough for a slice of Pizza, vanilla shake, and return bus fair. (the bus was a dime token, the pizza 25 cents, and the shake 50.
Most days I'd be home by dark 4-5ish. Five years old.