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Title: Had to laugh at this one!
Post by: DMblues01 on July 14, 2014, 04:25:40 PM
Makes me proud to be a scooter guy!!  ;D
Title: Re: Had to laugh at this one!
Post by: zombie on July 14, 2014, 06:50:46 PM
Nobody laughs at a Lambretta. well... maybe a little.
Title: Re: Had to laugh at this one!
Post by: GLV55 on July 15, 2014, 02:32:09 AM
Lambretta dude has big kahones!
Title: Re: Had to laugh at this one!
Post by: SgtShak on July 16, 2014, 08:43:26 PM
My wife and I rode a local run for "suicide prevention & education" the other day.  Great ride.  37 Harleys,  Her Vespa and my GT300i.  Start to finish, it was awesome.  At the end, we all drank the same beer and had the same laughs.  Only that ours were about $20K cheaper.
Title: Re: Had to laugh at this one!
Post by: zombie on July 16, 2014, 10:06:33 PM
Let the good times roll. 2 wheels are 2 wheels. (except rice rockets) they just suck period!
Title: Re: Had to laugh at this one!
Post by: SgtShak on July 17, 2014, 12:52:44 AM
Don't ya love it when they pull up along side of you at a traffic light wearing jeans, sneakers, a wife beater and chest protector.  The fingerless gloves finish it off perfectly.  Then they take off like and A-Hole thinking that they impressed the 50 yr old on a scooter.  I could die happy now.   
Title: Re: Had to laugh at this one!
Post by: zombie on July 17, 2014, 03:50:28 AM
It is kinda something to think about. A lot of people carry their Bad side on the out side. I, just 2 minutes ago posted to a distiller buddy that it take a stronger man to carry a smile.
 I never did get the "tough guy" thing. There's no reward in it.
Title: Re: Had to laugh at this one!
Post by: bluesin on July 17, 2014, 12:46:04 PM
Quote from: zombie on July 17, 2014, 03:50:28 AM
It is kinda something to think about. A lot of people carry their Bad side on the out side. I just 2 minutes ago posted to a distiller buddy that it take a stronger man to carry a smile.
 I never did get the "tough guy" thing. There's no reward in it.



Sir-


"You are correct"  -Ed McMahon

Title: Re: Had to laugh at this one!
Post by: zombie on July 17, 2014, 05:00:41 PM
Johny:  15 monkeys juggling 30 flaming swords.
Ed:   15 monkeys juggling 30 flaming swords.
Johny:   Yes, 15 monkeys juggling flaming swords.
Ed: Okay, 15 Monkeys...
Johny:  What was going on in that bikers mind.
Ed:  Haa Haa Haa Haa Haa Haa
Title: Re: Had to laugh at this one!
Post by: DMblues01 on July 17, 2014, 05:09:53 PM
Quote from: SgtShak on July 16, 2014, 08:43:26 PM
My wife and I rode a local run for "suicide prevention & education" the other day.  Great ride.  37 Harleys,  Her Vespa and my GT300i.  Start to finish, it was awesome.  At the end, we all drank the same beer and had the same laughs.  Only that ours were about $20K cheaper.

I play on a dart league, and my team plays for a "Biker Bar". So my Super 8 150 gets parked in front alongside the Harley's and choppers!
And the biker's are actually the most friendly people there, and the only ones who don't rag on the scoot.
One of these days, I'll get my head out of my backside, and remember to take my camera with me to get a pic. It just looks SO wrong, but SO right at the same time!

Duke- 8)
Title: Re: Had to laugh at this one!
Post by: zombie on July 17, 2014, 05:13:32 PM
Scooters, and Harleys are like bread, and butter. We belong together. It's that lifestyle choice thing we have in common.

Rice Rockets are for driving off piers, and launching off cliffs. Something to laugh at...
Title: Re: Had to laugh at this one!
Post by: DMblues01 on July 17, 2014, 05:20:43 PM
I agree!
Around where I live, there are countless different Bike clubs (including a couple "1%er" clubs). And 99 times out of 100, it's the young idiots on crotch rockets that are out causing trouble, making all the rest of us on 2 wheels look bad!
Title: Re: Had to laugh at this one!
Post by: zombie on July 17, 2014, 05:24:42 PM
It's a, Hey Look at ME thing w/ rice rockets. How many real bikers want that? Same for scoot riders... We just wanna get where we are going.
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Post by: mnpugdog on July 17, 2014, 07:47:54 PM
even if the pic is photoshopped , it is hilarious.
Title: Re: Had to laugh at this one!
Post by: SgtShak on July 17, 2014, 08:28:14 PM
Zombie....you'll get a kick out of this one.  Not that anyone should ever get hurt on any bike...BUT years ago we had a guy in our jurisdiction who was kind of a dick and bought a street bike way too big for him.  Always riding around like an idiot.  One day I get a call of a M/C accident on a mellow roadway that had a long "tricky" bend.  Well Mr. Street bike misjudged the turn, caught the curb and over the bars he went.  RIPPED HIS SACK OFF!!!! No kidding.  He survived....just has to sit to piss from that point on.  Best part was that I had a junior man working with me who had to hold pressure until the EMT's arrived.  Bet he wished he bought a scooter instead.     
Title: Re: Had to laugh at this one!
Post by: zombie on July 17, 2014, 09:22:36 PM
That's soooo bad to laugh at but given the context I am floored. That's what I call Karma in action.
Too bad it's not like Instant Grits!

"Some kind of Magic grit?"

Now imagine if the guy had a heart attack. CPR, and compression. You fella's would have made YouTube!
Title: Re: Had to laugh at this one!
Post by: SgtShak on July 17, 2014, 09:42:22 PM
"My Cousin Vinny"  An absolute classic.  I've done compressions a lot..  Never needed a ride bad enough to do breaths.  First time some old geezer pukes in your mouth,,,,You couldn't pay me enough to kiss them goodbye.   
Title: Re: Had to laugh at this one!
Post by: zombie on July 18, 2014, 05:31:57 PM
Respect. I'm the guy that can get you help faster than Superman but all the other stuff... This zombie has issues w/ blood, and such. (amongst many other things)

Respect!
Title: Re: Had to laugh at this one!
Post by: Momma bear on August 08, 2014, 01:43:35 AM
Very, very funny!