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Scooters - 125 to 300 => People GT 300i => Topic started by: SgtShak on July 09, 2014, 07:54:05 PM

Title: New to forum
Post by: SgtShak on July 09, 2014, 07:54:05 PM
Hi Guys....Currently a very satisfied GT300i owner and I read this site all the time.  Finally decided to join and get involved.  This is basically my test post to make sure I know how to use the forum.
Title: Re: New to forum
Post by: zombie on July 09, 2014, 07:59:12 PM
Sorry Sgt. It didn't come thru...

In case you CAN see mine... Welcome aboard!
Title: Re: New to forum
Post by: AMAC1680 on July 09, 2014, 08:25:16 PM
Welcome.

Be Big,
AMAC
Title: Re: New to forum
Post by: agilebda on July 10, 2014, 01:11:41 AM
Welcome aboard my friend.
Title: Re: New to forum
Post by: bluesin on July 10, 2014, 01:10:35 PM
Welcome.
Be wary of Zombie... he can teach you a lot, but- can warp your sense of humor .  ;)
Title: a warm welcome to you nt
Post by: boo on July 10, 2014, 01:57:04 PM
 :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Title: Re: New to forum
Post by: SgtShak on July 10, 2014, 02:22:18 PM
My Doctor always told me that a warped sense of humor along with a cold beer was healthy for me.  Thanks for the welcomes
Title: Re: New to forum
Post by: DMblues01 on July 10, 2014, 02:48:58 PM
Welcome to the nut house Sarge! You'll definitely be entertained here. And in between all the joking around and friendly ribbing, you"ll probably learn some handy tips!

2 most important tips I've learned here-

1. Post about any issues you run into. Someone here will most likely know a solution to just about any scooter problem.

2. When you find the solution to an issue, post it to the group. You might just help the next guy with the same problem.

And feel free to share scoot pics. Deep down, most of us are a bunch of overgrown 10 year olds, who like to look at shiny things!  ;D
Title: Re: New to forum
Post by: zombie on July 10, 2014, 06:57:34 PM
DM! You Must be sober today... That's the most insightful post you've ever posted!

Salute to you my brother! Heck. I'm inclined to throw a party!!! My house 10pm
Title: Re: New to forum
Post by: DMblues01 on July 11, 2014, 01:58:54 PM
DM! You Must be sober today...

Actually, kind of the opposite! Just had a broken tooth pulled the other day, and the Doc gave me some good pain meds for the couple days after!  ;D
So I was just feelin' all poetical that day!  8)
Title: Re: New to forum
Post by: SgtShak on July 11, 2014, 07:50:43 PM
You guys crack me up!  I've been cruising the whole forum and enjoy your comments all over.  Too bad we don't all live closer.......Zombie could throw a party, we could tie a string from our scoots to DMblues01 tooth and yank it out the old fashion way.  A couple more beers, a few laughs, probably a little blood...a small hang over in the morning.....Life is Good!  Thanks guys...feels like home   
Title: Re: New to forum
Post by: zombie on July 11, 2014, 07:54:15 PM
I declare you Sgt. at Arms! Maybe we should all visit the Doc, and make a web party... Everyone get stoned, and post sh** all night.

The goofball army is growing.Love it!
Title: Re: New to forum
Post by: SgtShak on July 11, 2014, 08:56:45 PM
WOW....a couple days on the forum and already a promotion.....I'm honored.  Is there a dress code?  Do I need to bring anything?  Just remember....if I miss a post, I must be taking a pee break.....just turned the big 5-0 and it happens regularly.
Title: Re: New to forum
Post by: zombie on July 11, 2014, 09:01:13 PM
Personalities shine thru. It's easy to see the good guys.
No dress code. I usually wear jeans but a summer dress is nice from time to time so whatever you like.

New guys usually have to bring cup cakes but as newly appointed Sgt @ Arms you can assign that to anyone you like.
Happy B' day man! Many more...
Title: Re: New to forum
Post by: Mscmkr on July 11, 2014, 10:06:37 PM
So a sun dress with flats is fine then? I'm kinda hairy so I hope that's ok? It does cover the cleavage though.
    And you just had to say the word "pee" didn't you? Oh.....damn it!
Title: Re: New to forum
Post by: zombie on July 11, 2014, 10:16:09 PM
Cleavage is almost a must.

We'll wait till your done...
Title: Re: New to forum
Post by: DMblues01 on July 12, 2014, 01:23:32 PM
Guess I should dig though my storage boxes, and try to find my old kilt for my next ride.
Probably get some awesome ventilation on the hot summer rides!  ;D
Title: Re: New to forum
Post by: zombie on July 12, 2014, 05:02:49 PM
Someone here pointed out how nice a little wind in the vagina can be. Trust me... They were right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XICSMmdPd8o (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XICSMmdPd8o)
Title: Re: New to forum
Post by: SgtShak on July 12, 2014, 05:57:09 PM
Sorry I couldn't come out and play earlier guys......crazy day at work (currently run a very busy Veterans Cemetery)  Even retirement has it's responsibilities.  Is that really true about you Kilt guys?  Make sure your kick stand is up before you ride.  That Vagina story explains a lot...The other day my wife need something from the local farmers market about 2 minutes away.  She decided to take her Vespa while wearing a sundress. (against my better judgment) She came home about an hour later....all smiles.  Go figure.  Finally.....I agree with the cleavage thing as long as it's frontal cleavage and that there is some separation between body hair and facial hair.  Had a bling date once.........I could still use some therapy!   
Title: Re: New to forum
Post by: zombie on July 12, 2014, 07:49:38 PM
Therapy is also just about a must. That's why I'm here. It was either you guys or 100 trillion hours of community service.
Life is too short so I chose you guys.

by the way... Sun dresses always make me smile. Those and cut offs w/ a white wife beater "T" shirt.
Zombie Kryptonite.
Title: Re: New to forum
Post by: SgtShak on July 12, 2014, 10:34:56 PM
If I can find some old cutoff's.....I will send you a selfie
Title: Re: New to forum
Post by: Stanley1950 on July 13, 2014, 01:57:58 AM
Welcome to the forum. Hope you enjoy your new scooter. :)
Title: Re: New to forum
Post by: SgtShak on July 13, 2014, 02:16:09 PM
Thanks Stanley......I am
Title: Re: New to forum
Post by: zombie on July 13, 2014, 06:56:58 PM
If I can find some old cutoff's.....I will send you a selfie

Ummmm I'm good Bro! It's the thought that counts.