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Title: I can't find this thing...
Post by: zombie on May 30, 2014, 11:56:46 PM
I hid a cigarette pack size baggie in my house, and can't find it. I looked everywhere... Does anyone know where it is?
Title: Re: I can't find this thing...
Post by: bluesin on May 31, 2014, 12:17:33 AM
My house , Silly Boy !! ;) :D ;D
Title: Re: I can't find this thing...
Post by: zombie on May 31, 2014, 12:42:29 AM
And you're not sharing?

Naw... I know it can't be there. I left there just 15 minutes before you got home.

This has been driving me NUTZ for like three days now. I had three beers, and KNEW when I hid it I would never find it again.
Title: Re: I can't find this thing...
Post by: blue on May 31, 2014, 01:06:07 AM
The cops found it.
Title: Re: I can't find this thing...
Post by: zombie on May 31, 2014, 02:56:13 AM
Nope. I asked them before I posted here.

I do have one puppy that keeps eye ballin me tho. Like he wants something... I hate Crack Babies.
Title: Re: I can't find this thing...
Post by: bluesin on May 31, 2014, 05:36:40 AM
And you're not sharing?

Naw... I know it can't be there. I left there just 15 minutes before you got home.

This has been driving me NUTZ for like three days now. I had three beers, and KNEW when I hid it I would never find it again.



You put it in my pocket
Title: Re: I can't find this thing...
Post by: zombie on May 31, 2014, 06:00:13 AM
Now why would I do that?

Perhaps the same reason I looked in every container in the fridge. I don't get it.
I once hid 5g's in an envelope inside a house I was renting... I never found that either. I'm real good at hiding things.
Title: Re: I can't find this thing...
Post by: bluesin on May 31, 2014, 06:16:02 AM
Me, too , Zombie. Me, too .

I put it somewhere and say (to myself, of course) " I'll put it here, then I won't forgetwhere I put it" ...and , of course, I do (forget) .

Did that last week with a $100.00 bill (my husband needed for a new tire ) and it took me 45 mins. to find it ( right on kitchen island , no less ) . Go figure.

Once found a large one hidden the year prior ( Yee Ha !! ) when packing for Camp!  8)  No better timing for some kayak fishing and cold Porters on the deck !
Title: Re: I can't find this thing...
Post by: zombie on May 31, 2014, 06:27:25 AM
It's one of those things that is driving me insane.
Even when I decided to hide it (which I NEVER do) I KNEW not to do it. I had potential buyers for my house coming over, and you know... Stupid move in a hasty situation.

I even looked inside my computers! Inside lamps! Inside clothes hanging in the closets! Throw pillows! Behind pictures/Mirrors!

It's like when you break up w/ someone, and that's all you can think about.

Forum!!! HelP!!!! :o
Title: Re: I can't find this thing...
Post by: kneeslider on June 02, 2014, 12:36:59 AM
Have you tried the WC?

or the ceiling boards?

or the fridge among the vegs?

or up the garden gnome's butt?
Title: Re: I can't find this thing...
Post by: TroutBum on June 02, 2014, 04:40:25 AM
The wife found it and hid it just to mess with your head.
Title: Re: I can't find this thing...
Post by: zombie on June 02, 2014, 04:54:12 AM
Tried all those places Slider... Even in the egg carton/ice trays/boxes in the cupboards.

My wife can't possiably have it... She's in jail somewhere, and my girl friend KNOWS better.

I knew before I stashed it... My bad.
Title: Re: I can't find this thing...
Post by: LidoCA on June 04, 2014, 09:19:40 PM
Check the box in the garage marked "obsolete Atomic 4 fuel pump gaskets". That's where I would put it.
Title: Re: I can't find this thing...
Post by: zombie on June 04, 2014, 10:53:01 PM
LOL I Did look in the shed. I have a snap on box full of scooter parts, and I took out every part.

I KNOW I didn't go out there but I am just as sure the aliens never visited me.
Honestly... It bothers me but I gave up. I opened the battery compartments in the game controllers, and knew I was reaCHING.
Title: Re: I can't find this thing...
Post by: bluesin on June 05, 2014, 12:30:24 AM
LOL I Did look in the shed. I have a snap on box full of scooter parts, and I took out every part.

I KNOW I didn't go out there but I am just as sure the aliens never visited me.
Honestly... It bothers me but I gave up. I opened the battery compartments in the game controllers, and knew I was reaCHING.



You can NEVER be SURE that the Aliens have never visited , can you ??? ???
Title: Re: I can't find this thing...
Post by: zombie on June 05, 2014, 12:52:39 AM
That's exactly why I looked in the game controllers.

Nannu Nannu!
Title: Re: I can't find this thing...
Post by: bluesin on June 05, 2014, 12:59:48 PM
That's exactly why I looked in the game controllers.

Nannu Nannu!
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Did you search your collection of foil hats ?
Title: Re: I can't find this thing...
Post by: de dee on June 05, 2014, 01:51:48 PM
you did not look in the honey dew jar , I call my memory loss a senor moment 81 and hanging on Don
Title: Re: I can't find this thing...
Post by: zombie on June 05, 2014, 10:26:22 PM
I keep the foil hat on 24/7 so it's not there. I just double checked. Same for the lead lined panties... No go!

Actually I give up. I bought a kilo of Baby Wood Rose seeds instead. Green thumb ya know!

DeeDee... The honey doo jar is long gone. It was the last thing I had left to throw at the Honey, and her Bf as they were running down the driveway.

Some people call it Multi Tasking... I call it A.D.D.
Title: Re: I can't find this thing...
Post by: zombie on June 21, 2014, 02:00:34 AM
Found it! Happy Zombie

Part of this sucks tho... Last week a fella paid me 250.00 for repairing a wash down pump in his boat. He had a check or 250.00 worth of winning Scratch off tickets. I put the tickets in my back pocket, and forgot about them. Two days ago I found them in the pocket (before laundry) so I put them... SOME F_CKING WHERE I CAN"T FIND!. That's how I found the other thing! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Title: Re: I can't find this thing...
Post by: bluesin on June 21, 2014, 02:51:00 AM
Found it! Happy Zombie

Part of this sucks tho... Last week a fella paid me 250.00 for repairing a wash down pump in his boat. He had a check or 250.00 worth of winning Scratch off tickets. I put the tickets in my back pocket, and forgot about them. Two days ago I found them in the pocket (before laundry) so I put them... SOME F_CKING WHERE I CAN"T FIND!. That's how I found the other thing! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


Ironic, eh??
Glad you found the other...you'll find the tickets(before they expire, I hope ) the sam :oe way...it's a trade-off you know !
Title: Re: I can't find this thing...
Post by: zombie on June 21, 2014, 03:35:08 AM
But but my trading is getting more expensive by the day. Every time I loose something it was more valuable than the thing I found so actually I can't afford to keep finding things!

Makes F'n sense don't it  ;D

Title: Re: I can't find this thing...
Post by: bluesin on June 21, 2014, 04:37:36 AM
But but my tradig in getting more expensive by the day. Every time I loose something it was more valuabe than the thing I found so actually I can't afford to keep finding things!

Makes F'n sense don't it  ;D

 Gotta reverse that somehow !