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Title: Sorry, NO riders!
Post by: Stig / Major Tom on May 13, 2014, 11:48:34 PM
Nope, no can do.
Sorry.(http://i62.tinypic.com/2wgdsgk.jpg)
Title: Re: Sorry, NO riders!
Post by: CosmoKorny on May 14, 2014, 12:38:38 AM
Nope, no can do.
Sorry.(http://i62.tinypic.com/2wgdsgk.jpg)

Yes I understand.  Ta tas pressed firmly against the back is like fingernails on a chalkboard.
Title: Re: Sorry, NO riders!
Post by: zombie on May 14, 2014, 12:47:10 AM
So when is the gay parade scheduled... I'll take her w/ me.
Title: Re: Sorry, NO riders!
Post by: CosmoKorny on May 14, 2014, 12:51:59 AM
So when is the gay parade scheduled... I'll take her w/ me.

Zombie a lesbian??  Who knew.
Title: Re: Sorry, NO riders!
Post by: zombie on May 14, 2014, 12:53:01 AM
Loud, and Proud man pig! :-*
Title: Re: Sorry, NO riders!
Post by: CosmoKorny on May 14, 2014, 01:33:06 AM
Me too.  ;D

But I am now fantasizing about a lesbian with big ta tas.  Is that wrong?
Title: Re: Sorry, NO riders!
Post by: zombie on May 14, 2014, 01:47:13 AM
That's all lesbo's think about. I can say LESBO cause I am one but I don't want to hear any of you Nigerians use the word...
Title: Re: Sorry, NO riders!
Post by: Vivo on May 14, 2014, 01:50:03 AM
Hey Stig! Why did you run and left the scooter behind??? Stig!!!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Sorry, NO riders!
Post by: zombie on May 14, 2014, 01:53:35 AM
Even tho he don't have a cat don't mean he isn't one.

Scared of the giant white spider girl?? :'(
Title: Re: Sorry, NO riders!
Post by: wkreps on May 14, 2014, 02:24:22 AM
So has anyone ever asked a random girl if you could photo her with your scoot?
Title: Re: Sorry, NO riders!
Post by: zombie on May 14, 2014, 02:26:48 AM
I ask all of them if they want to pet my dog(s)

Once they latch on they don't let go. (the dog(s))
Title: Re: Sorry, NO riders!
Post by: wkreps on May 14, 2014, 02:29:58 AM
You ever get out your hose to separate them?
Title: Re: Sorry, NO riders!
Post by: Vivo on May 14, 2014, 02:33:56 AM
No, he just watches...
Title: Re: Sorry, NO riders!
Post by: zombie on May 14, 2014, 02:36:25 AM
 ;)
Title: Re: Sorry, NO riders!
Post by: blue on May 14, 2014, 03:04:14 AM
You guys need hoesed down.then turn the hose on me lol.
Title: Re: Sorry, NO riders!
Post by: CosmoKorny on May 14, 2014, 03:52:14 AM
Best Stig thread ever.  (http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/drink/popcorn-and-drink-smiley-emoticon.gif) (http://www.sherv.net/)
Title: Re: Sorry, NO riders!
Post by: zombie on May 14, 2014, 04:10:46 AM
One more, and we can have our own parade.
 :P
Title: Re: Sorry, NO riders!
Post by: joebro on May 14, 2014, 06:03:04 AM
Haha crazy thread.  ::)
Title: Re: Sorry, NO riders!
Post by: wkreps on May 14, 2014, 01:46:06 PM
So has anyone ever asked a random girl if you could photo her with your scoot?

I was serious. Who don't like a hot girl pic (done tastefully of course) with a bike. That's why they are out there. There's a need, LOL. I'm by a college town and the girls are a plenty. Maybe I get my son (22yrs old) to ask, rather than me (the old man at 47). If you're gonna have pics of girls on scoots . . . . . then why not have her on your scoot.
Title: Re: Sorry, NO riders!
Post by: LidoCA on May 14, 2014, 11:21:05 PM
I was serious. Who don't like a hot girl pic (done tastefully of course) with a bike. That's why they are out there. There's a need, LOL. I'm by a college town and the girls are a plenty. Maybe I get my son (22yrs old) to ask, rather than me (the old man at 47). If you're gonna have pics of girls on scoots . . . . . then why not have her on your scoot.
Approaching a random girl at my age would just look creepy. LOL.
Title: Re: Sorry, NO riders!
Post by: Stig / Major Tom on May 15, 2014, 12:28:32 AM
Approaching a random girl at my age would just look creepy. LOL.
No, creepy is an Edvard Munch avatar!
That guy's a Scream!
(wish the burglars would round up all those things! How many are there? Like 4 or something?)
If old Ed had had a scooter he would've painted happy pictures of Aprilias in Swiss meadows.
Spooky old gasser...
(I spent my formative yrs in the Louvre and the Jeu de Paume)
Stig
Title: Re: Sorry, NO riders!
Post by: Stig / Major Tom on May 15, 2014, 12:44:37 AM
I posted a lovely picture of a Vespa dash board once and did not get this kind of response!
Although, I must admit - the "scooter-girl" thread was pretty popular , until eventually running  on the edge of decorum with the Moderator up  in Who-Ville.
They're giving you guys too much sugar on your evening tray there at the Home.

But, must admit, Pretty scooters and pretty females go together rather well in the mind's eye of a certain type of fellow
Annoniemouse
Title: Re: Sorry, NO riders!
Post by: donandrews on May 15, 2014, 01:54:29 AM
I think the reason Stig says "No riders" is because there is NO WAY those legs would fit on a Like 200! Right, Stig?
Peace and ride safe.
Title: Re: Sorry, NO riders!
Post by: Vivo on May 15, 2014, 02:12:30 AM
Nope! he just don't want to smear the wax... or spend for an extra donut...  ;D
Title: Re: Sorry, NO riders!
Post by: joebro on May 15, 2014, 08:46:55 AM
Ok well wkreps I never asked one, but I did have one ask me if I would take a photo of her with my Super 9. I thought it was odd at the time, but well who would argues with a pretty girl. :)
Title: Re: Sorry, NO riders!
Post by: Vivo on May 15, 2014, 09:40:40 AM
Approaching a random girl at my age would just look creepy. LOL.

Maybe with a nice haircut, fancy clothes and shoes, shades... that would be cool... not creepy...
Title: Re: Sorry, NO riders!
Post by: zombie on May 15, 2014, 10:46:32 PM
If Donald Trump asked... Any adult male w/ a scooter is creepy. IMHO