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Title: Beautiful day in the Ozarks.
Post by: Porkie on May 04, 2014, 05:44:57 PM
I rode 170 miles today and it felt good to be in the saddle again after all of the cold weather we've had up until about a week ago. It was 70 degrees when I started out, then quickly rose to 80 and was 90 when I got home at exactly noon. The Columbian blend and donut was excellent at about the half way point. All of the River's and Lake's are up and the field's and crop's are bright green and topped off with blue skies:)

I hope you day was as nice as mine!

Sam:)
Title: Re: Beautiful day in the Ozarks.
Post by: zombie on May 05, 2014, 05:10:30 AM
"The Columbian blend"

The rest was Blah, Blah, Blah!
Title: Re: Beautiful day in the Ozarks.
Post by: Vivo on May 05, 2014, 05:21:27 AM
Columbian blend?  Have you tried Kopi luwak or Alamid Coffee? the world’s most expensive coffee, is made from a certain variety of wild red coffee beans but only after it has passed through the digestive track of the Asian Palm Civet. The berries which grow in Indonesia and Philippines are eaten by the civet, a weasel-like animal, who likes the berries for their flesh. But they can't digest the inner beans which come out as poop...
Title: Re: Beautiful day in the Ozarks.
Post by: zombie on May 05, 2014, 06:46:34 AM
Yeah I married one of those things.
Title: Re: Beautiful day in the Ozarks.
Post by: Porkie on May 05, 2014, 12:18:28 PM
That coffee would go well with Talapia, fed Chinese POOP for all of it's captive life. (Google)

And the ever popular chocolate ice cream flavor enhanced by the ANUS secretions of Beaver's would top it off. (Google)

What this has to do with the ride report I don't know but---WHA EVVA--said like a California valley girl.

Sam:)
Title: Re: Beautiful day in the Ozarks.
Post by: Porkie on May 05, 2014, 04:53:23 PM
120 more miles today. No weird gross coffee, no chocolate ice cream and no poop fish.

The ham and cheese omelet with hash browns and home made biscuits with plenty of coffee at my favorite restaurant was wonderful.

Sam:)
Title: Re: Beautiful day in the Ozarks.
Post by: AMAC1680 on May 05, 2014, 08:58:29 PM
"The Columbian blend"

The rest was Blah, Blah, Blah!

Back in the day a "Columbian Blend" was something all together different.......

Be Big,
AMAC
Title: Re: Beautiful day in the Ozarks.
Post by: zombie on May 05, 2014, 08:59:46 PM
Sanity restored.
Title: Re: Beautiful day in the Ozarks.
Post by: Calothrix on May 06, 2014, 02:30:12 AM
Sanity restored.

Yes.......for but a moment.