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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: Vivo on April 04, 2014, 03:39:13 AM
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The United Nations recently conducted a simple survey that became a failure... The only question asked in a survey was:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure:
- In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant,
- In India they didn't know what 'honest' meant,
- In Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant,
- In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant,
- In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant,
- In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant,
- In the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant.
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Sorry... I don't know what any of this means ? ???
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Sad but true Vivo. In all humor a little honesty exists.
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Sad but true Vivo. In all humor a little honesty exists.
This ^^^
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"The rest of the world". That's the area north of MIchigan, I think. Vivo, that was a funny post.
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Sometimes we have to inject some humor into our lives.. I think I'll do more...
Women's geography
Between the ages of 15 - 18 a woman is like China or Iran. Developing at a
sizzling rate with a lot of potential but as yet still not free or open.
Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is
half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the
fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely
discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries
with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed
and convinced of its own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may
have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and
desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the
war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now
necessary.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet
and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps
people away.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With
a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.
After 70, they become Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no
one wants to go there.
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Ooooh...treading water in dangerous territory, now, Vivo ! Many of us Women in the Forum (revenge is sweet ) . :o