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Stig / Major Tom

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This ain't Key West!
« on: May 24, 2018, 01:48:11 PM »
All that's missing is his flip-flops.
Rides up to my coffee shop - no gear.
Worse, he rides off out of town one handed on a 55mph state highway.
Even worse, NO cup of real coffee has a bleedin' straw sticking out of it!






So embarrassing to be a scooter rider this morning.....


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Re: This ain't Key West!
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2018, 03:42:59 PM »
Sacrilege! Must be one of those Hipsterbucks type of coffee drinkers. I have a few great coffee shops around here, other I grind and make my own coffee from https://www.blackriflecoffee.com/

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Re: This ain't Key West!
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2018, 04:51:44 PM »
UGH! He like his ZNEN built clone scoot have limited service life ahead.
« Last Edit: May 24, 2018, 08:08:46 PM by big blue »
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Re: This ain't Key West!
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2018, 04:58:12 PM »
Hah! I like that: "limited service life!" Perfect!
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Re: This ain't Key West!
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2018, 11:36:29 AM »
Quote from: big blue on May 24, 2018, 04:51:44 PM
UGH! He like his ZNEN built clone scoot have limited service life ahead.

He may be in trouble but if I had a buck for all the China scoots I’ve seen with 10k on them I’d buy a new kymco.......

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Re: This ain't Key West!
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2018, 12:40:04 PM »
Quote from: AMAC1680 on May 25, 2018, 11:36:29 AM
He may be in trouble but if I had a buck for all the China scoots I’ve seen with 10k on them I’d buy a new kymco.......

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That is more miles than most northeners will ever put on any scooter. Sold me on 'em, so I bought a Chinese LIKE200i.

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Re: This ain't Key West!
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2018, 07:19:05 PM »
A Znen is good for 35K at least
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Re: This ain't Key West!
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2018, 05:56:20 PM »
Young, indestructible, bullet-proof, and ten-feet tall. Must be nice to be impervious to the asphalt! ;)
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Re: This ain't Key West!
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2018, 11:05:29 PM »
Cool sneakers, though...
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Re: This ain't Key West!
« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2018, 02:21:28 PM »
I live in Malaysia and I assure you that guy had nothing on these riders. Flip flops are de rigueur, along with unstrapped helmets to comply with the law. And, unique in SE Asia they all wear thin jackets and sweaters backwards.

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Re: This ain't Key West!
« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2018, 04:59:00 PM »
I wonder if it’s a rental? Maybe he’s too dumb to know how to ride safe, so he’s a tourist, or worse, an arrogant rider who has to be hip on his way to the emergency room, or morgue.

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Re: This ain't Key West!
« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2018, 07:09:40 PM »
Quote from: ScooterWolf on June 16, 2018, 04:59:00 PM
I wonder if it’s a rental? Maybe he’s too dumb to know how to ride safe, so he’s a tourist, or worse, an arrogant rider who has to be hip on his way to the emergency room, or morgue.

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I can assure you - there are no scooter rentals anywhere in this part of Ohio. (" this ain't Key West!")
Now goat, tractor, combine and chicken rentals are found everywhere.
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Re: This ain't Key West!
« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2018, 07:53:51 PM »
How much to rent a goat, stig?
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Re: This ain't Key West!
« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2018, 09:31:07 AM »
I'm also interested in goat rental; got some serious scrubland to clear!
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