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Vivo

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« on: April 04, 2014, 03:39:13 AM »
The United Nations recently conducted a simple survey that became a failure... The only question asked in a survey was:

"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure:


- In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant,

- In India they didn't know what 'honest' meant,

- In Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant,

- In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant,

- In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant,

- In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant,

- In the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant.

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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2014, 06:36:30 AM »
Sorry... I don't know what any of this means ?  ???
"There is a Fifth Dimension beyond which is known to Man. It is a Dimension as vast as Space and as timeless as Infinity......It is an area which we call 'The Twilight Zone' .   "Rod Serling

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« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2014, 10:04:05 AM »
Sad but true Vivo. In all humor a little honesty exists.
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« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2014, 01:07:33 AM »
Sad but true Vivo. In all humor a little honesty exists.

This ^^^

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« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2014, 01:52:40 AM »
"The rest of the world". That's the area north of MIchigan, I think.   Vivo, that was a funny post.
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« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2014, 02:20:11 AM »
Sometimes we have to inject some humor into our lives.. I think I'll do more...




Women's geography

Between the ages of 15 - 18 a woman is like China or Iran. Developing at a
sizzling rate with a lot of  potential but as yet still not free or open.

Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia.  She is
half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the
fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan.  Completely
discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries
with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed
and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina.  She may
have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and
desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the
war and is haunted by past mistakes.  Massive reconstruction is now
necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet
and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps
people away.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia.  With
a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no
one wants to go there.

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« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2014, 02:56:13 AM »
Ooooh...treading water in dangerous territory, now, Vivo ! Many of us Women in the Forum (revenge is sweet ) .  :o
"There is a Fifth Dimension beyond which is known to Man. It is a Dimension as vast as Space and as timeless as Infinity......It is an area which we call 'The Twilight Zone' .   "Rod Serling

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