"Aye, sir streido 'ill chucker first tin' in de mornin'. wud yer loike sum breakfast sir? Wud yer loike me ter warm up yisser scooter sir?"
Hey! yoo boy albert irishman!, i'm albert! sir streido's butler!! get awoy frum that scoot or i'll shoot yaw bloody head off!
Och 'main 'en wee jimmies, dornt barnie... albert, ye gie mah jeekit ready an' z will prepaur breakfest
Well 1st of all im Scottish not Irish
2nd im white not of Jamacian decent you fool so do not talk like a cross between Bob Marley, Gerry Adams and a Geordie.
3rd we dont have guns here, we catch our enemies bullets in our teeth then use our fists to punch them back at them, or if we really like you then we give you a big Glasgow Kiss, a kick in the balls and then we steal your wallet and go buy cigs and drinks
Noo sonny, git yer facts richt an dinnae be takin sh**e aboot guns an stuff ye ken f*** aw aboot laddie.
This mibbie help ye oot a wee bit ya big numptie,
http://www.scotslanguage.com/ Thirs a bit oan the left whir ye kin listen tae sum Scots takin Scottish.
