Lovin the starburst ad lol.
Contrary to popular belief tho we dont all actually walk around in our kilts all day swinging Claymores around
Dont kno where youre at WK but im guessin it not the south of England? I cant stand most of the southern softies especially those in the palace in london, Geordies, Scousers, Brummies or anyone in the North are practically scots anyway.
We're like an old married couple who dont talk anymore and dont have the same interests, only staying together for the sake of the kids. Better to get a divorce and go lead our own lives, irreconcilable differences. Either that or we will go on resenting and argueing with each other until one of us snaps, kills the other, and buries them under the patio.
I have english friends also btw who live up here and they all agree they want independence and want to stay here. Think we need to get some oind of Scottish Citizenship test in place,
"Awrite laddie, huv ye goat ginger hair?"
"Naw?.......Wit aboot fightin, drinkin and swearin, dae ye like that?"
"Well not really"
"Jeezus, wits up wi ye? Whit aboot deep fried food, Irn Bru, smokin and shouting?"
"Not really one's preferences old chap"
"Well fuck off back over the border them son, yer nae gud tae us, next!"
"Oooo my head hurts so bad, i really went overboard last night, please dont shout"
"Yer in, just watch that accent son, get this sasanach a kilt and a hair of the dog. Next!"
Least thats how it would work when im in charge
I dont hate the english, i just hate being ruled over by anyone.