Greetings to you, Snorvey,
I well remember the 80's (not much since) when I was the only wuss in our group rides with a windscreen. I had a 1974 Moto Guzzi El Dorado ex-police bike. After we rode four or five hours at speed on the freeways I was raring for more adventure while the others were ready for a nap. Can you imagine doing 70mph with no wind protection? There were fools in our group who weren't wearing helmets either, as this was before they were mandatory. Ah yes, the good old days when being macho meant being stupid.
You must have a very boring life without fires, floods, earthquakes or even an occasional shooting or two.